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Movies
Alita: Battle Angle (2019)
The plot never quite decides what it wants to be—is it a dystopian sci-fi? is it an action movie? a journey of self-discovery? a conspiracy thriller? is it a roller derby movie??? And even if it did decide, I'm not sure if that would actually make the screenplay any good. But this movie has so many ideas that I'm willing to forgive the structural issues just for the pure pleasure of basking in a modern Hollywood movie that is actually curious and risk-taking as opposed to merely committed to the refinement of an already kind of mediocre idea. It's not, like, amazing or anything, but it does feel fresh and fun. I'm also kind of shocked that the Alita big-eye CG tech doesn't veer into uncanniness more than it does. I don't think the technology is quite there yet, but it's close, which is better than I thought given the posters and trailers. Grade: B
The Souvenir (2019)
This movie's grainy, ostentatiously shot-on-film look is tremendous, and the emotional resonance of the ending is raw and real. But I dunno, the rest of this is just a tad too "MFA Fiction Workshop"-esque for my tastes. Grade: B-
Rams (Hrútar) (2015)
A very staid movie about a very staid subject: in an Icelandic village, two brothers who haven't spoken to each other in forty years are now forced to interact on account of a disease among their sheep which threatens to infect all the sheep in the village. Like this movie's aesthetic itself, I have no strong feelings either way about the movie, and part of me really enjoys just how committed to being gray and underplayed this whole thing is. Then there are the out-of-nowhere comedic flourishes, like when one character delivers another character to the hospital in the shovel of a backhoe, and while I'm not really sure what to make of that, but it's fun. But on the other hand, the movie is mostly kind of boring. Grade: C+
Castle in the Sky (天空の城ラピュタ) (1986)
Miyazaki's first Ghibli film (in fact, the first Ghibli film, period) is far from his best, but it sets a great template for his work in the studio—if not one quite matched by Nausicaä just a couple years prior. The plot feels needlessly convoluted, but the animation is stunning, and the basic environmental themes are still deeply resonant, even if they're buried somewhat in a plot mythology that has the feel of compressing a whole manga into a feature film. Plus, the actual time spent on Laputa, the titular castle in the sky, is legitimately great, the kind of grand geometries that you know the early Final Fantasy games wanted us to imagine in their blocky sprites but couldn't actually render themselves. And if there's an image more representative of the Miyazaki ethos than of that robot handing Sheeta and Pazu a flower, I can't think of it. Grade: B+
Two Tons of Turquoise to Taos Tonight (1975)
Basically the ur-Vine: a collection of short and often absurd sketches based around a faux-home movie aesthetic. I spend a lot of time watching those Vine compilations on YouTube (e.g. "vines that toast my buns"), so there's no reason why I shouldn't enjoy watching Robert Downey, Sr., invent the form. Grade: B
Music
Thom Yorke - ANIMA (2019)
The critical conversation around this album is that it's his best solo work since The Eraser, which to me seems like a slap in the face to Tomorrow's Modern Boxes and the Suspira score. But ANIMA is definitely good—his most melodic and poppy since The Eraser, to be sure (maybe the source of that critical consensus), and less reliant on the kind of minimalist IDM that Yorke seems to enjoy more than most. And in fact, the back half of the album, from "I Am a Very Rude Person" to the incredible closer, "Runwayaway," is one of his strongest sequences of songs in his solo discography. Whether or not this makes it actually better than his recent output, ANIMA is still pretty mesmerizing, and I dig it. Grade: A-
At this point, nothing more than the musings of a restless English teacher on the pop culture he experiences.
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Sunday, August 18, 2019
Mini Reviews for August 12-18, 2019
Extremely light media week for me. Enjoy what's here, though!
Movies
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
A pretty cool concept—the entire movie (mostly) is a slow escalation of horror surrounding an autopsy in which the two morticians discover stranger and stranger things about the body as they search for a cause of death. And for maybe 50% of the runtime, it's a really effective execution of that premise. Like a lot of horror movies, though, Jane Doe completely loses control in its finale, but things begin to slip far before that. There is some really dumb stuff in the back half of this movie, both in terms of lore/exposition sense and present-tense narrative, and the craft of the film basically falls in line with those blunders, becoming less and less interesting as the movie's events become more and more silly. The very end has some nice creepypasta vibes, but overall, this movie is a total wash in its final 40 minutes—disappointing considering how strong the opening 40-50 are. Also—and this goes for the movie as a whole, not just the back half—there's a lot of lingering over a nude female body in this movie, which sometimes felt a little skeevy to me, especially given the trope of female-corpse-obsessed camerawork in crime films. I realize that lots of shots of a nude corpse is kind of baked into the premise of the movie (and for spoilery reasons, the plot of the movie eventually requires the corpse to be female), but I do wonder if there is a less leering approach to this premise, or if this is simply an idea with this inescapably built into it. Grade: B-
Transsiberian (2008)
A really solid "strangers on a train" thriller that's pretty edge-of-your-seat twisty until the last half hour with Ben Kingsley's character kind of deflates it into generic territory. I gotta say, I know he's kind of a thoughtless rube in this movie, but I would 100% be Woody Harrelson's character, going bananas over all the train equipment and old steam engines to the point that I miss my actual train and leave my wife to fend for herself with mysterious strangers. I'm not proud that I would do this, but I'm just being honest here. Grade: B
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
The feature-film debut of Lord and Miller is very much a Lord and Miller feature, which means it is a very fun romp through some borderline surreal material buoyed by their impeccably twisty sense of humor. It's not all amazing; looking retrospectively after literally all of their movies used the trope, their lampooning of the "nice, misunderstood dweeb" feels like a crutch more than an asset, and there are a lot of jokes at the expense of people's weight, which is not fun. But what works works very well. It's also an early example of CG animation achieving a reasonable approximation of cartoonish exaggeration without veering into the uncanny imagery that often befell 2000s CG animation that tried the same thing; this and Tangled feel like the visual stage-setting for all of 2010s CG animation, which is cool. I mean, cel animation had basically perfected all of this decades prior, but whatever. I'm not bitter. Grade: B
Movies
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
A pretty cool concept—the entire movie (mostly) is a slow escalation of horror surrounding an autopsy in which the two morticians discover stranger and stranger things about the body as they search for a cause of death. And for maybe 50% of the runtime, it's a really effective execution of that premise. Like a lot of horror movies, though, Jane Doe completely loses control in its finale, but things begin to slip far before that. There is some really dumb stuff in the back half of this movie, both in terms of lore/exposition sense and present-tense narrative, and the craft of the film basically falls in line with those blunders, becoming less and less interesting as the movie's events become more and more silly. The very end has some nice creepypasta vibes, but overall, this movie is a total wash in its final 40 minutes—disappointing considering how strong the opening 40-50 are. Also—and this goes for the movie as a whole, not just the back half—there's a lot of lingering over a nude female body in this movie, which sometimes felt a little skeevy to me, especially given the trope of female-corpse-obsessed camerawork in crime films. I realize that lots of shots of a nude corpse is kind of baked into the premise of the movie (and for spoilery reasons, the plot of the movie eventually requires the corpse to be female), but I do wonder if there is a less leering approach to this premise, or if this is simply an idea with this inescapably built into it. Grade: B-
Transsiberian (2008)
A really solid "strangers on a train" thriller that's pretty edge-of-your-seat twisty until the last half hour with Ben Kingsley's character kind of deflates it into generic territory. I gotta say, I know he's kind of a thoughtless rube in this movie, but I would 100% be Woody Harrelson's character, going bananas over all the train equipment and old steam engines to the point that I miss my actual train and leave my wife to fend for herself with mysterious strangers. I'm not proud that I would do this, but I'm just being honest here. Grade: B
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
The feature-film debut of Lord and Miller is very much a Lord and Miller feature, which means it is a very fun romp through some borderline surreal material buoyed by their impeccably twisty sense of humor. It's not all amazing; looking retrospectively after literally all of their movies used the trope, their lampooning of the "nice, misunderstood dweeb" feels like a crutch more than an asset, and there are a lot of jokes at the expense of people's weight, which is not fun. But what works works very well. It's also an early example of CG animation achieving a reasonable approximation of cartoonish exaggeration without veering into the uncanny imagery that often befell 2000s CG animation that tried the same thing; this and Tangled feel like the visual stage-setting for all of 2010s CG animation, which is cool. I mean, cel animation had basically perfected all of this decades prior, but whatever. I'm not bitter. Grade: B
Sunday, August 11, 2019
Mini Reviews for August 5-11, 2019
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Movies
Missing Link (2019)
Small and slight, but I feel like a healthy diversity of American animated output should make room for these sorts of low-stakes projects. Besides, it's charming, and the craft is exquisite (unsurprising of a Laika feature). Then again, I was saying the same thing about Pixar circa The Good Dinosaur, and now 2019 has the fourth Pixar prequel/sequel in four years, so I guess we'll see if this really is a harbinger for Laika's future. Grade: B
Charlie Says (2018)
I'm seemingly the only person on the planet who does not find the Manson family innately fascinating, despite the case intersecting a lot of my own personal interests ('60s counterculture, the Beatles, film history). I don't really know what it is, except that the idea of a misogynist, white-supremacist madman exploiting vulnerable women and misconstruing the White Album as an apocalyptic prophecy just feels too airy and unhinged to have the sort profound tragic arc of other countercultural movements grounded in actual social realities (Jonestown, the Black Panthers). On the one hand, it's nice that Charlie Says tries to freshen up some of the ossified framework of the Manson saga by grounding it in a very particular and sometimes-ignored perspective of the "Manson girls" themselves (specifically Leslie Van Houten); to the credit of this focus, the movie doesn't get lost in the Manson mythology or get star-struck by Manson's magnetic toxicity, like a lot of depictions of this story do. Director Mary Harron has a strong control of tone and gets some great performances out of everyone involved here without ever letting the charisma of the players overwhelm the larger context of the basic smallness and sadness that the whole Manson situation radiates. I also like the decision to focus part of the film on the de-radicalizing/de-brainwashing process the girls went through during their imprisonment after the murders. But on the other hand, it's kind of disappointing to me that Charlie Says deals most with the details I'm least interested in—the lurid and abusive environment Manson fostered at Spahn Ranch commune, leading up to the notorious murders themselves. What this movie brings new to the table is the most interesting piece of the whole thing to me: the conflict the graduate student visiting the girls in prison feels over the realization that helping the girls shake Manson's delusional ideology from their heads will cause them an enormous amount of suffering, since it will require them to confront their own actions in service of that ideology. The ways that putrid/nonsensical ideas like Manson's become their own shields against the consequences born from the application of those ideas—that's really thorny and compelling territory that's rarely explored in the context of the Manson family, but unfortunately, the movie doesn't give it nearly the obsessive scrutiny that it reserves for the Spahn Ranch flashbacks (which are less flashbacks than they are just 75 percent of the movie), and the prison scenes involving the girls' re-education are disappointingly programmatic: e.g. there's a flashback to Manson laying out his wildly racist delusions, followed by a prison scene where the girls repeat it to the graduate student educating them, followed by another scene where the graduate student brings in a black colleague, who basically just tells the girls, "Uh, that's racist"; lather-rinse-repeat for any number of ideas. There's no real wrestling with what it actually takes to de-program a true believer who believed enough to murder in cold blood, nor of the psychological toll of what it means to, in essence, lose one's faith and sense of moral justification at the same time; instead, it's just a handful of scenes featuring basic refutations of Manson's ideas. I get the impulse to spend more energy at the ranch, since on paper the ability of Manson to brainwash a whole bunch of people into believing his nonsense is one of the more incredulous parts of the whole story. But I dunno, maybe I've just spend too much time around fanatically religious people who believe some bonkers things, but that's never been the part that I had a hard time imagining. It makes total sense how a combination of affection, authority, cosmological vision, and abuse can create a completely dissociative, sheltered, nominally voluntary congregation. Escaping that, though, and coming to terms with what you've done in the name of belief—that's relatively unexplored territory. I know I'm kind of critiquing this movie for not being the movie I wanted it to be, which is bad form. But there's enough here of what I did want to make me pine for more. Grade: B-
Fast Color (2018)
Fast Color has arrived way too late: too late for either the dystopia boom of the early 2010s or the lo-fi indi sci-fi of the same period. I'm not sure if I would have liked it any better back then—genre context does nothing to help thin characters or tedious pacing—but it might at least have had a distinctness and novelty to its execution. As it is right now, it's just heavily evocative of Midnight Special, and in a diminishing way: a throwback of a throwback. Grade: C
Titan A.E. (2000)
It's weird that Disney saw this movie and decided that they would still make Treasure Planet with both the butt-grunge soundtrack and cel-animation-over-flatly-textured-3D-polygon-backgrounds aesthetic—both huge liabilities in this movie. It doesn't help that this movie's screenplay is bland beyond belief. The bones of this movie are very weak. But the movie's saving graces are saving enough that they keep the movie upright: credit where credit is due, the visual design of this world is very cool, and the cel animation looks tremendous, if you can mentally isolate it from the PS2-level 3D it's interacting with. It's honestly a shame that the exact moment everyone else caught up with the technical possibilities of Renaissance-era Disney animation, they all decided to pivot to CG. Grade: C
Television
King of the Hill, Season 2 (1997-98)
There's a reactionary streak to this show that I'd forgotten about (or maybe it had worked its way out by the time I was watching it), and the episodes that lean into that are pretty cringey—the worst case being "Junkie Business," which involves a complete misunderstanding of the Americans with Disabilities Act. But at the same time, the show is still as sweet and warm as it would ever be, and by this second season, it has a firm grasp on the nuances of its increasingly sprawling cast. Episodes have arcs, but they allow time for bizarre little character moments that make these people feel humanly idiosyncratic even outside their stock characteristics; my favorite example of this is in the second episode, "Texas City Twister," which spends like thirty seconds developing a C plot in which Bobby tries to test out what he's heard about a tornado being able to fling an egg through a brick wall—it's such a small little arc that pays off in a hilarious anticlimax, but the fact that the show makes room for it in an otherwise high-stakes episode just gives the episode so much vitality. When adult animation (I hate that term) on television so often goes for absurd jokes and metacommentary, it's nice to see a show built off of warm, character-based humor, even if it occasionally dips its toe into some eye-roll-worthy politics. Grade: B
Scenes from a Marriage (Scener ur ett äktenskap) (1973)
I've never actually seen the film version of this, but I've had the TV miniseries that the movie was cut from on Blu-ray for ages, and given that behind The Seventh Seal and maybe Persona, this is one of Ingmar Bergman's most influential works on subsequent generations of filmmakers, I figured I needed to watch it. Big surprise, it's great. Each episode is built around one of six "scenes" (though they are occasionally 2-3 scenes apiece), and each of these scenes are constructed from lengthy and claustrophobic conversations; these conversations are allowed to stew for dozens and dozens of minutes at a time until they become almost abstract versions of themselves, the blank walls of the bedchamber becoming a void against which this couple has nothing but themselves, almost as if they are onstage, which was maybe Bergman's intention, given his background in theatre. Bergman's permissive hand allows these conversations to wind in bizarre, digressive shapes that veer from affectionate mundanities to searing arguments, giving these episodes a live-wire feel, as if both everything and nothing about this relationship is contained with every word spoken. The execution here is highly artificial to points that occasionally strain credulity—the way this couple is able to frame everything about their relationship coolly and logically is a superhuman feat of articulation in the face of life-shattering events, and the eventual moment when cooler heads cease to prevail later in the series feels like a similarly calculated and "written" moment—but the great paradox of this film is that from that artificiality pours a messy deluge of bleeding human emotions, right up until the final moments of the series contemplate mortality and existence itself. No matter what rigor with which you impose order onto life, it all becomes subject to our quivering humanity. Grade: A-
Movies
Missing Link (2019)
Small and slight, but I feel like a healthy diversity of American animated output should make room for these sorts of low-stakes projects. Besides, it's charming, and the craft is exquisite (unsurprising of a Laika feature). Then again, I was saying the same thing about Pixar circa The Good Dinosaur, and now 2019 has the fourth Pixar prequel/sequel in four years, so I guess we'll see if this really is a harbinger for Laika's future. Grade: B
Charlie Says (2018)
I'm seemingly the only person on the planet who does not find the Manson family innately fascinating, despite the case intersecting a lot of my own personal interests ('60s counterculture, the Beatles, film history). I don't really know what it is, except that the idea of a misogynist, white-supremacist madman exploiting vulnerable women and misconstruing the White Album as an apocalyptic prophecy just feels too airy and unhinged to have the sort profound tragic arc of other countercultural movements grounded in actual social realities (Jonestown, the Black Panthers). On the one hand, it's nice that Charlie Says tries to freshen up some of the ossified framework of the Manson saga by grounding it in a very particular and sometimes-ignored perspective of the "Manson girls" themselves (specifically Leslie Van Houten); to the credit of this focus, the movie doesn't get lost in the Manson mythology or get star-struck by Manson's magnetic toxicity, like a lot of depictions of this story do. Director Mary Harron has a strong control of tone and gets some great performances out of everyone involved here without ever letting the charisma of the players overwhelm the larger context of the basic smallness and sadness that the whole Manson situation radiates. I also like the decision to focus part of the film on the de-radicalizing/de-brainwashing process the girls went through during their imprisonment after the murders. But on the other hand, it's kind of disappointing to me that Charlie Says deals most with the details I'm least interested in—the lurid and abusive environment Manson fostered at Spahn Ranch commune, leading up to the notorious murders themselves. What this movie brings new to the table is the most interesting piece of the whole thing to me: the conflict the graduate student visiting the girls in prison feels over the realization that helping the girls shake Manson's delusional ideology from their heads will cause them an enormous amount of suffering, since it will require them to confront their own actions in service of that ideology. The ways that putrid/nonsensical ideas like Manson's become their own shields against the consequences born from the application of those ideas—that's really thorny and compelling territory that's rarely explored in the context of the Manson family, but unfortunately, the movie doesn't give it nearly the obsessive scrutiny that it reserves for the Spahn Ranch flashbacks (which are less flashbacks than they are just 75 percent of the movie), and the prison scenes involving the girls' re-education are disappointingly programmatic: e.g. there's a flashback to Manson laying out his wildly racist delusions, followed by a prison scene where the girls repeat it to the graduate student educating them, followed by another scene where the graduate student brings in a black colleague, who basically just tells the girls, "Uh, that's racist"; lather-rinse-repeat for any number of ideas. There's no real wrestling with what it actually takes to de-program a true believer who believed enough to murder in cold blood, nor of the psychological toll of what it means to, in essence, lose one's faith and sense of moral justification at the same time; instead, it's just a handful of scenes featuring basic refutations of Manson's ideas. I get the impulse to spend more energy at the ranch, since on paper the ability of Manson to brainwash a whole bunch of people into believing his nonsense is one of the more incredulous parts of the whole story. But I dunno, maybe I've just spend too much time around fanatically religious people who believe some bonkers things, but that's never been the part that I had a hard time imagining. It makes total sense how a combination of affection, authority, cosmological vision, and abuse can create a completely dissociative, sheltered, nominally voluntary congregation. Escaping that, though, and coming to terms with what you've done in the name of belief—that's relatively unexplored territory. I know I'm kind of critiquing this movie for not being the movie I wanted it to be, which is bad form. But there's enough here of what I did want to make me pine for more. Grade: B-
Fast Color (2018)
Fast Color has arrived way too late: too late for either the dystopia boom of the early 2010s or the lo-fi indi sci-fi of the same period. I'm not sure if I would have liked it any better back then—genre context does nothing to help thin characters or tedious pacing—but it might at least have had a distinctness and novelty to its execution. As it is right now, it's just heavily evocative of Midnight Special, and in a diminishing way: a throwback of a throwback. Grade: C
Titan A.E. (2000)
It's weird that Disney saw this movie and decided that they would still make Treasure Planet with both the butt-grunge soundtrack and cel-animation-over-flatly-textured-3D-polygon-backgrounds aesthetic—both huge liabilities in this movie. It doesn't help that this movie's screenplay is bland beyond belief. The bones of this movie are very weak. But the movie's saving graces are saving enough that they keep the movie upright: credit where credit is due, the visual design of this world is very cool, and the cel animation looks tremendous, if you can mentally isolate it from the PS2-level 3D it's interacting with. It's honestly a shame that the exact moment everyone else caught up with the technical possibilities of Renaissance-era Disney animation, they all decided to pivot to CG. Grade: C
Television
King of the Hill, Season 2 (1997-98)
There's a reactionary streak to this show that I'd forgotten about (or maybe it had worked its way out by the time I was watching it), and the episodes that lean into that are pretty cringey—the worst case being "Junkie Business," which involves a complete misunderstanding of the Americans with Disabilities Act. But at the same time, the show is still as sweet and warm as it would ever be, and by this second season, it has a firm grasp on the nuances of its increasingly sprawling cast. Episodes have arcs, but they allow time for bizarre little character moments that make these people feel humanly idiosyncratic even outside their stock characteristics; my favorite example of this is in the second episode, "Texas City Twister," which spends like thirty seconds developing a C plot in which Bobby tries to test out what he's heard about a tornado being able to fling an egg through a brick wall—it's such a small little arc that pays off in a hilarious anticlimax, but the fact that the show makes room for it in an otherwise high-stakes episode just gives the episode so much vitality. When adult animation (I hate that term) on television so often goes for absurd jokes and metacommentary, it's nice to see a show built off of warm, character-based humor, even if it occasionally dips its toe into some eye-roll-worthy politics. Grade: B
Scenes from a Marriage (Scener ur ett äktenskap) (1973)
I've never actually seen the film version of this, but I've had the TV miniseries that the movie was cut from on Blu-ray for ages, and given that behind The Seventh Seal and maybe Persona, this is one of Ingmar Bergman's most influential works on subsequent generations of filmmakers, I figured I needed to watch it. Big surprise, it's great. Each episode is built around one of six "scenes" (though they are occasionally 2-3 scenes apiece), and each of these scenes are constructed from lengthy and claustrophobic conversations; these conversations are allowed to stew for dozens and dozens of minutes at a time until they become almost abstract versions of themselves, the blank walls of the bedchamber becoming a void against which this couple has nothing but themselves, almost as if they are onstage, which was maybe Bergman's intention, given his background in theatre. Bergman's permissive hand allows these conversations to wind in bizarre, digressive shapes that veer from affectionate mundanities to searing arguments, giving these episodes a live-wire feel, as if both everything and nothing about this relationship is contained with every word spoken. The execution here is highly artificial to points that occasionally strain credulity—the way this couple is able to frame everything about their relationship coolly and logically is a superhuman feat of articulation in the face of life-shattering events, and the eventual moment when cooler heads cease to prevail later in the series feels like a similarly calculated and "written" moment—but the great paradox of this film is that from that artificiality pours a messy deluge of bleeding human emotions, right up until the final moments of the series contemplate mortality and existence itself. No matter what rigor with which you impose order onto life, it all becomes subject to our quivering humanity. Grade: A-
Sunday, August 4, 2019
Mini Reviews for July 29-August 4, 2019
Obligatory complaint about school starting.
Movies
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
A lot of people have gone on about how this is Tarantino's love letter to the classic Hollywood studio system, and it's not not that; the film languishes over its vast array of period cinema details with a clearly loving eye. But one of the things that's so fascinating and slippery about the movie is those details themselves. Because when tasked with bringing up the things to love about the cinematic world of 1969, I think most of us would be inclined to talk about Butch Cassidy or Easy Rider, but that's not what Tarantino does. As these characters go about their daily lives, we see movie marquees and film sets, but they aren't for the stuff modern film buffs like. They're marquees for the forgotten, mediocre studio-picture pablum that fill most theaters most weeks in most eras; they're sets for television westerns, a genre with some legacy but hardly for what it was doing in 1969. On the one hand, Tarantino seems to be indulging in a kind of snide anti-revisionism, insisting on rubbing our noses in the sheer disposability of the majority of cinema—this is the oft-mythologized studio system: dirty and dumb and square, a bloated self-parody. And yet, on the other hand, this movie is so warmly obsessed with the abject corporate garbage it depicts. I mean, there's even a scene in which the preparation of a dish of Kraft macaroni and cheese is given a meticulous step-by-step montage, complete with yellow "cheese product" powder packet stirred in with care. Tarantino's love of trash is well-documented, but this seems like something different, because it's not unadulterated love. Or at least, it's hard to imagine that it is. There's a scene—one of the film's best—in which Sharon Tate (played magnificently by Margot Robbie) goes to a screening of Wrecking Crew, the Dean Martin vehicle that Tate herself also appears in, and we see an entire audience fall for this movie—laughter and applause and everything. The thing is, this Dean Martin movie looks dreadful. I've not seen it, but those who have assure me it is. That's this Hollywood's tension in microcosm: not exactly one man's trash becoming another man's treasure but the ugliness and banality being part and parcel of treasure. This goes all the way down in every piece of the movie, and that open-handed posture that simultaneously de-mythologizes and revels in mythology can be really deeply troubling because it never allows you to fully settle in to any kind of peace with the world as presented. Stuntman Cliff (Brad Pitt) is both magnetically handsome and saves the day, and yet he also almost certainly murdered his wife; the screen violence that inspires the Manson family is the very thing that heroically stops them; Wrecking Crew is stale and lousy, but it gives everyone in that theater joy. At every turn, Hollywood shrugs off any clean interpretive (and moral) framework. Tarantino often makes his male characters his surrogates, imbuing them with his own loquacious tongue and deep love of pop-culture arcana. But at least in that Wrecking Crew scene and in terms of his project with Hollywood in particular, the Tarantino stand-in is absolutely Robbie's Tate, who (seemingly aware of her movie's shortcomings yet nonetheless optimistic) pores over the audience and measures her own emotions by the authentic human reactions around her. There's something so achingly human about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood's insistence on presenting joy and ugliness together in such a way that (given Tarantino's unusually unobtrusive hand this time around) refuses to defend or ignore either. It simply languishes in the tension between the two, finding an off-kilter beauty in watching human beings navigate that tension as it veers from queasy to intriguing to warm to downright frightening. I admire the moral fortitude of cancel culture, which can view the holistic social import of an artwork or artist with distilled clarity, but as someone who keeps getting tangled up in the magnetism of "problematic" favorites to an extent that the breaks are never so clean, I've got to admit that the muddy tension Hollywood dramatizes is somewhere I spend a decent amount of time in my head, which makes the movie kind of profound to contemplate even while I acknowledge all the ways people are justifiably pissed at this movie. The interpretive slipperiness is the point, I guess is what I'm saying. Grade: A-
Crawl (2019)
This movie knows exactly what it needs to be—an exciting 87 minutes about surviving a hurricane and a congregation of alligators at the same time—and is exactly that, no more, no less. There's maybe five minutes at the beginning of the movie setting up some of the emotional stakes and the skill set of the protagonist (she's estranged from her father, she's a swimmer), but then it's off to the races, and literally within thirty seconds of the hurricane/gators conflict resolving, *BLAM* cut to credits. It's a little dumb but a lot of fun. Grade: B+
Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017)
At the end of this movie, my wife said that this movie felt like ten other movies she'd already seen, and all those movies were better, which is a pretty nice summation of what makes this movie so tedious. There are shades of Finding Neverland here so thick that you can barely see the A. A. Milne biography through the tropes; like the worst biopics, Goodbye Christopher Robin takes a person with a legitimately interesting, unique life and makes his story feel generic and schematic. It spends far too much energy on too-cute-for-their-own-good allusions to Winnie the Pooh (the characters often speak in iconic lines from Milne's books) and not nearly enough on, for example, exploring the actually fascinating and thorny ethical ramifications of Milne's having used his son's imaginative world to advance his own career. The movie gestures toward some complicated dynamics in this realm, I guess, but it's clear it's more interested in being cute and cozy than being engaging. Grade: C-
Golden Exits (2017)
With things like Queen of Earth and Her Smell, Alex Ross Perry has gotten something of a reputation for creating characters with these explosive psychologies that blow up in frantically caustic scenes. What's fascinating about Golden Exits is how it inverts that, having characters repress their psychological impulses to such extreme degrees that the drama of the film kind of folds in on itself to create a series of ellipses more than the exclamations of ARP's other recent output. We're still dealing with acerbic upper-middle-class white folks, but the decision for most of the characters to leave most of their feelings unrequited (even the few that physically consummate immediately become emotionally disconnected) turns that acid into something really poignant and suggestive—all the more so because ARP's other movies have made it absolutely clear that for characters this bitter, the alternative (tortured shouting matches) offers no fulfilling answers either. More than any of ARP's other work, Golden Exits sketches the full tragedy of this particular brand of immaturity: caught between the (verbal) violence of action and the maddening infinitude of possible outcomes born out of passivity. It's the least-hooky of his movies, but it's also probably my favorite. Grade: A
Dark Night (2016)
Like Tim Sutton's previous film, Memphis, Dark Night has a terrific eye for imagery and shaggy place-setting. Also like that earlier film, Dark Night never really coheres into much more than a ambling collection of its parts. Unlike Memphis, though, it has a concept audacious enough (making this about the Aurora Dark Knight Rises shooting) that it's hard to let it slide how little this adds up to anything—congratulations, you've made a film about a mass shooting that never holds together enough to say something about that mass shooting. Either that, or I'm missing something. But the imagery is super nice, and there are a few pretty good moments. Grade: C+
The Devil's Candy (2015)
Solid horror movie with a really great use of both heavy metal and oil paintings, which is not a combination I was imagining I'd see in a movie any time soon. The Devil's Candy is at its best when it's dealing with the hallucinogenic montages that inform its protagonist's paintings and at its worst when it focuses on its pretty by-the-book human villain, and honestly, there's probably a little more screentime given to that villain than I would have liked. But luckily, it's a movie more about scary paintings than an evil, mentally ill man (sigh), so the scales tip in the right direction overall. Grade: B
Books
The Porpoise by Mark Haddon (2019)
Any novel that sets out to adapt Shakespeare's Pericles, Prince of Tyre has to deal with the unavoidable problem that it has to adapt Pericles, Prince of Tyre, a decidedly strange and not all that good play. Mark Haddon (The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time) tries to solve this issue in two ways. First, he rights the play's somewhat cavalier disregard for its female characters (who are basically disposed of an act-by-act basis) by making the majority of the POV characters these women and fleshing out what happens to them once the play is done with their involvement; for example, a large part of the novel involves the chronicling of the life of Antiochus's daughter, who does not even get a name in the play (she's called "Angelica" here), after Pericles leaves her with her abusive father. This works reasonably well, and the story feels better off for its efforts in this regard. On top of this, though, is the second way that Haddon tries to patch together a novel from Pericles, which is that he adds layers upon layers of metatextuality and postmodern anachronisms that result in a novel that seems self-aware and conscious of the play's shortcomings. There is, for example, a Russian-nesting-doll structure of who is telling the story that creates increasingly fanciful plotting and settings as you get deeper into the structure; there is also, for another example, a sizeable sequence that involves the ghost of William Shakespeare escorting a recently dead George Wilkins (who likely wrote a good chunk of the Pericles play) into the afterlife. It's all very interesting, but at least from where I'm sitting, it's not interesting in a way that actually ameliorates the narrative shortcomings of the original story, and as the novel progresses, it becomes increasingly clear that these structural games are the conceit of the novel and that the book doesn't have a ton to offer outside of that. Don't get me wrong: there are some fantastic sequences, and the seventy-five-ish pages of the book are gripping (uncoincidentally, these are the ones that deal most with Angelica, who is the most compelling character here by a mile). But I just don't find the whole coming together in any satisfying way. Grade: B-
Music
Miles Davis - Tutu (1986)
Wikipedia tells me that this was originally supposed to be a Prince/Davis collab, which makes sense given the extent to which synths and drum machines hang over the compositions here. I kinda wish Prince had been on this album, because as it is, these instrumentals have that oil-slick '80s smoothness without a lot of the human grit that someone like Prince could do with that sound. I'm not as familiar with Miles's '80s output as I'd like to be, but even just from this album, it's kind of wild that Davis, who not only survived but thrived on a number of sea changes in the music industry prior to this, including the rock-and-roll explosion that killed many of his post-bop peers' careers, is pretty clearly playing catch-up with the 1980s, the decade that fell Stevie Wonder, David Bowie, Neil Young, the Rolling Stones, Joni Mitchell, and a number of other musicians of similar '70s muscularity who imploded artistically in the Spandex Decade. Must have been something in the water. Tutu is no Never Let Me Down, and there's a lot to recommend about its electro-pop iteration of jazz fusion. I like the record. But as a synecdoche for the ways that established artists tried to adjust their posture toward new recording technology, it's telling. Grade: B
Movies
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
A lot of people have gone on about how this is Tarantino's love letter to the classic Hollywood studio system, and it's not not that; the film languishes over its vast array of period cinema details with a clearly loving eye. But one of the things that's so fascinating and slippery about the movie is those details themselves. Because when tasked with bringing up the things to love about the cinematic world of 1969, I think most of us would be inclined to talk about Butch Cassidy or Easy Rider, but that's not what Tarantino does. As these characters go about their daily lives, we see movie marquees and film sets, but they aren't for the stuff modern film buffs like. They're marquees for the forgotten, mediocre studio-picture pablum that fill most theaters most weeks in most eras; they're sets for television westerns, a genre with some legacy but hardly for what it was doing in 1969. On the one hand, Tarantino seems to be indulging in a kind of snide anti-revisionism, insisting on rubbing our noses in the sheer disposability of the majority of cinema—this is the oft-mythologized studio system: dirty and dumb and square, a bloated self-parody. And yet, on the other hand, this movie is so warmly obsessed with the abject corporate garbage it depicts. I mean, there's even a scene in which the preparation of a dish of Kraft macaroni and cheese is given a meticulous step-by-step montage, complete with yellow "cheese product" powder packet stirred in with care. Tarantino's love of trash is well-documented, but this seems like something different, because it's not unadulterated love. Or at least, it's hard to imagine that it is. There's a scene—one of the film's best—in which Sharon Tate (played magnificently by Margot Robbie) goes to a screening of Wrecking Crew, the Dean Martin vehicle that Tate herself also appears in, and we see an entire audience fall for this movie—laughter and applause and everything. The thing is, this Dean Martin movie looks dreadful. I've not seen it, but those who have assure me it is. That's this Hollywood's tension in microcosm: not exactly one man's trash becoming another man's treasure but the ugliness and banality being part and parcel of treasure. This goes all the way down in every piece of the movie, and that open-handed posture that simultaneously de-mythologizes and revels in mythology can be really deeply troubling because it never allows you to fully settle in to any kind of peace with the world as presented. Stuntman Cliff (Brad Pitt) is both magnetically handsome and saves the day, and yet he also almost certainly murdered his wife; the screen violence that inspires the Manson family is the very thing that heroically stops them; Wrecking Crew is stale and lousy, but it gives everyone in that theater joy. At every turn, Hollywood shrugs off any clean interpretive (and moral) framework. Tarantino often makes his male characters his surrogates, imbuing them with his own loquacious tongue and deep love of pop-culture arcana. But at least in that Wrecking Crew scene and in terms of his project with Hollywood in particular, the Tarantino stand-in is absolutely Robbie's Tate, who (seemingly aware of her movie's shortcomings yet nonetheless optimistic) pores over the audience and measures her own emotions by the authentic human reactions around her. There's something so achingly human about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood's insistence on presenting joy and ugliness together in such a way that (given Tarantino's unusually unobtrusive hand this time around) refuses to defend or ignore either. It simply languishes in the tension between the two, finding an off-kilter beauty in watching human beings navigate that tension as it veers from queasy to intriguing to warm to downright frightening. I admire the moral fortitude of cancel culture, which can view the holistic social import of an artwork or artist with distilled clarity, but as someone who keeps getting tangled up in the magnetism of "problematic" favorites to an extent that the breaks are never so clean, I've got to admit that the muddy tension Hollywood dramatizes is somewhere I spend a decent amount of time in my head, which makes the movie kind of profound to contemplate even while I acknowledge all the ways people are justifiably pissed at this movie. The interpretive slipperiness is the point, I guess is what I'm saying. Grade: A-
Crawl (2019)
This movie knows exactly what it needs to be—an exciting 87 minutes about surviving a hurricane and a congregation of alligators at the same time—and is exactly that, no more, no less. There's maybe five minutes at the beginning of the movie setting up some of the emotional stakes and the skill set of the protagonist (she's estranged from her father, she's a swimmer), but then it's off to the races, and literally within thirty seconds of the hurricane/gators conflict resolving, *BLAM* cut to credits. It's a little dumb but a lot of fun. Grade: B+
Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017)
At the end of this movie, my wife said that this movie felt like ten other movies she'd already seen, and all those movies were better, which is a pretty nice summation of what makes this movie so tedious. There are shades of Finding Neverland here so thick that you can barely see the A. A. Milne biography through the tropes; like the worst biopics, Goodbye Christopher Robin takes a person with a legitimately interesting, unique life and makes his story feel generic and schematic. It spends far too much energy on too-cute-for-their-own-good allusions to Winnie the Pooh (the characters often speak in iconic lines from Milne's books) and not nearly enough on, for example, exploring the actually fascinating and thorny ethical ramifications of Milne's having used his son's imaginative world to advance his own career. The movie gestures toward some complicated dynamics in this realm, I guess, but it's clear it's more interested in being cute and cozy than being engaging. Grade: C-
Golden Exits (2017)
With things like Queen of Earth and Her Smell, Alex Ross Perry has gotten something of a reputation for creating characters with these explosive psychologies that blow up in frantically caustic scenes. What's fascinating about Golden Exits is how it inverts that, having characters repress their psychological impulses to such extreme degrees that the drama of the film kind of folds in on itself to create a series of ellipses more than the exclamations of ARP's other recent output. We're still dealing with acerbic upper-middle-class white folks, but the decision for most of the characters to leave most of their feelings unrequited (even the few that physically consummate immediately become emotionally disconnected) turns that acid into something really poignant and suggestive—all the more so because ARP's other movies have made it absolutely clear that for characters this bitter, the alternative (tortured shouting matches) offers no fulfilling answers either. More than any of ARP's other work, Golden Exits sketches the full tragedy of this particular brand of immaturity: caught between the (verbal) violence of action and the maddening infinitude of possible outcomes born out of passivity. It's the least-hooky of his movies, but it's also probably my favorite. Grade: A
Dark Night (2016)
Like Tim Sutton's previous film, Memphis, Dark Night has a terrific eye for imagery and shaggy place-setting. Also like that earlier film, Dark Night never really coheres into much more than a ambling collection of its parts. Unlike Memphis, though, it has a concept audacious enough (making this about the Aurora Dark Knight Rises shooting) that it's hard to let it slide how little this adds up to anything—congratulations, you've made a film about a mass shooting that never holds together enough to say something about that mass shooting. Either that, or I'm missing something. But the imagery is super nice, and there are a few pretty good moments. Grade: C+
The Devil's Candy (2015)
Solid horror movie with a really great use of both heavy metal and oil paintings, which is not a combination I was imagining I'd see in a movie any time soon. The Devil's Candy is at its best when it's dealing with the hallucinogenic montages that inform its protagonist's paintings and at its worst when it focuses on its pretty by-the-book human villain, and honestly, there's probably a little more screentime given to that villain than I would have liked. But luckily, it's a movie more about scary paintings than an evil, mentally ill man (sigh), so the scales tip in the right direction overall. Grade: B
Books
The Porpoise by Mark Haddon (2019)
Any novel that sets out to adapt Shakespeare's Pericles, Prince of Tyre has to deal with the unavoidable problem that it has to adapt Pericles, Prince of Tyre, a decidedly strange and not all that good play. Mark Haddon (The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time) tries to solve this issue in two ways. First, he rights the play's somewhat cavalier disregard for its female characters (who are basically disposed of an act-by-act basis) by making the majority of the POV characters these women and fleshing out what happens to them once the play is done with their involvement; for example, a large part of the novel involves the chronicling of the life of Antiochus's daughter, who does not even get a name in the play (she's called "Angelica" here), after Pericles leaves her with her abusive father. This works reasonably well, and the story feels better off for its efforts in this regard. On top of this, though, is the second way that Haddon tries to patch together a novel from Pericles, which is that he adds layers upon layers of metatextuality and postmodern anachronisms that result in a novel that seems self-aware and conscious of the play's shortcomings. There is, for example, a Russian-nesting-doll structure of who is telling the story that creates increasingly fanciful plotting and settings as you get deeper into the structure; there is also, for another example, a sizeable sequence that involves the ghost of William Shakespeare escorting a recently dead George Wilkins (who likely wrote a good chunk of the Pericles play) into the afterlife. It's all very interesting, but at least from where I'm sitting, it's not interesting in a way that actually ameliorates the narrative shortcomings of the original story, and as the novel progresses, it becomes increasingly clear that these structural games are the conceit of the novel and that the book doesn't have a ton to offer outside of that. Don't get me wrong: there are some fantastic sequences, and the seventy-five-ish pages of the book are gripping (uncoincidentally, these are the ones that deal most with Angelica, who is the most compelling character here by a mile). But I just don't find the whole coming together in any satisfying way. Grade: B-
Music
Miles Davis - Tutu (1986)
Wikipedia tells me that this was originally supposed to be a Prince/Davis collab, which makes sense given the extent to which synths and drum machines hang over the compositions here. I kinda wish Prince had been on this album, because as it is, these instrumentals have that oil-slick '80s smoothness without a lot of the human grit that someone like Prince could do with that sound. I'm not as familiar with Miles's '80s output as I'd like to be, but even just from this album, it's kind of wild that Davis, who not only survived but thrived on a number of sea changes in the music industry prior to this, including the rock-and-roll explosion that killed many of his post-bop peers' careers, is pretty clearly playing catch-up with the 1980s, the decade that fell Stevie Wonder, David Bowie, Neil Young, the Rolling Stones, Joni Mitchell, and a number of other musicians of similar '70s muscularity who imploded artistically in the Spandex Decade. Must have been something in the water. Tutu is no Never Let Me Down, and there's a lot to recommend about its electro-pop iteration of jazz fusion. I like the record. But as a synecdoche for the ways that established artists tried to adjust their posture toward new recording technology, it's telling. Grade: B
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