Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Ranking Walt Disney Animation Studios Films


So I thought I'd officially close my Disney animation retrospective with a good ol'-fashioned list post, with a few small comments at the bottom. Hope everyone has enjoyed this series!

Disney Movies, Ranked
It's just my opinion, but search your feelings; you know I'm right.

1. Pinocchio
2. Fantasia
3. Beauty and the Beast
4. Sleeping Beauty
5. The Emperor's New Groove
6. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
7. The Little Mermaid
8. Lilo & Stitch
9. Alice in Wonderland
10. Dumbo
11. The Three Caballeros
12. Winnie the Pooh
13. Aladdin
14. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
15. One Hundred and One Dalmatians
16. Tangled
17. Moana
18. Mulan
19. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
20. Tarzan
21. Wreck-It Ralph
22. Bambi
23. Frozen
24. The Lion King
25. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
26. The Rescuers Down Under
27. Zootopia
28. The Princess and the Frog
29. Melody Time
30. Bolt
31. The Jungle Book
32. Fantasia 2000
33. Big Hero 6
34. Peter Pan
35. Meet the Robinsons
36. The Sword in the Stone
37. Brother Bear
38. The Great Mouse Detective
39. Lady and the Tramp
40. Hercules
41. Cinderella
42. The Fox and the Hound
43. Robin Hood
44. Saludos Amigos
45. Atlantis: The Lost Empire
46. The Black Cauldron
47. Treasure Planet
48. The Rescuers
49. Home on the Range
50. The Aristocats
51. Fun and Fancy Free
52. Dinosaur
53. Make Mine Music
54. Pocahontas
55. Oliver & Company
56. Chicken Little


Disney Movies, Ranked by Quality of Animation
Since I've been so obsessive about the animation during this series.

1. Pinocchio
2. Sleeping Beauty
3. Fantasia
4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
5. The Lion King
6. Beauty and the Beast
7. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
8. Bambi
9. The Princess and the Frog
10. The Little Mermaid
11. Aladdin
12. The Three Caballeros
13. Mulan
14. One Hundred and One Dalmatians
15. Winnie the Pooh
16. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
17. Tangled
18. Dumbo
19. Alice in Wonderland
20. Brother Bear
21. Lilo & Stitch
22. Tarzan
23. Pocahontas
24. The Rescuers Down Under
25. Moana
26. Wreck-It Ralph
27. The Emperor's New Groove
28. Peter Pan
29. Lady and the Tramp
30. Fantasia 2000
31. Melody Time
32. Atlantis: The Lost Empire
33. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
34. Frozen
35. Fun and Fancy Free
36. Hercules
37. Cinderella
38. The Black Cauldron
39. Zootopia
40. Big Hero 6
41. Bolt
42. Home on the Range
43. Saludos Amigos
44. Treasure Planet
45. The Great Mouse Detective
46. Make Mine Music
47. The Jungle Book
48. The Sword in the Stone
49. The Fox and the Hound
50. The Aristocats
51. Meet the Robinsons
52. Robin Hood
53. The Rescuers
54. Oliver & Company
55. Dinosaur
56. Chicken Little


Top 20 Favorite Disney Songs
Tried to rank these just in terms of how much I like the music, though obviously, it's hard to divorce them from their associated animated sequences.

1. "When You Wish Upon a Star" (Pinocchio)
2. "Gaston" (Beauty and the Beast)
3. "Under the Sea" (The Little Mermaid)
4. "Heaven's Light / Hellfire" (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
5. "Cruella De Vil" (One Hundred and One Dalmatians)
6. "You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly!" (Peter Pan)—yes, that's really the song's title
7. "Kiss the Girl" (The Little Mermaid)
8. "The Bare Necessities" (The Jungle Book)
9. "Part of Your World" (The Little Mermaid)
10. "Circle of Life" (The Lion King)
11. "The Bells of Notre Dame" (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
12. "Heigh-Ho" (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
13. "Winnie the Pooh" (The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh)
14. "The Journey" (The Rescuers)
15. "Belle" (Beauty and the Beast)
16. "How Far I'll Go" (Moana)
17. "The World's Greatest Criminal Mind" (The Great Mouse Detective)
18. "A Whole New World" (Aladdin)
19. "Baby Mine" (Dumbo)
20. "Colors of the Wind" (Pocahontas)

10 Musical Pieces That Should Definitely Be in Fantasia 2060
1. "Shhh / Peaceful" - Miles Davis
2. "Psalm" - John Coltrane
3. "Music in Twelve Parts: Part 2" - Philip Glass
4. "Symphony No. 9 in E Minor: II. Largo" - Antonín Dvořák
5. "The Lark Ascending" - Vaughan Williams
6. "West End Blues" - Louis Armstrong
7. "Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Part One" - King Crimson
8. "Ride of the Valkyries" - Richard Wagner (Disney's apparently considered this before—just... please don't make it racist...)
9. "Eruption" - Van Halen (because this will definitely be "old-fashioned music" in forty years)
10. "Symphony No. 9 in D Minor: IV. Finale" - Ludwig Van Beethoven (why not?)

(I need some women on this list... suggestions?)


Best First-Time Watch: The Three Caballeros. Disney on peyote—can we get more of this kind of stuff? Please?

Worst First-Time Watch: Chicken Little. Obviously.

Biggest Surprise of this Retrospective: The Three Caballeros (again). Thank goodness for this beautiful, insane mess.

Movie that Most Benefited from Rewatch: Lilo & Stitch. This is why I should rewatch movies more often—how had I forgotten how good this movie is?

Movie that Least Benefited from Rewatch: The Rescuers. How had I forgotten just how sloppily plotted and animated this movie is?

Favorite Disney Animation Trend: "What if we hired this Alan Menken dude?"

Least-Favorite Disney Animation Trend: "You know what this movie is missing? An obligatory, unearned romance."

Best Comic Relief Character: Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove)—though maybe this is cheating, since the whole movie is comic relief? Okay, if it is cheating, then my other answer is Joanna (The Rescuers Down Under).

Worst Comic Relief Character: Whatever that lemur's name is in Dinosaur. Does something count as comic relief if it isn't funny?

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