Sunday, January 29, 2023

Mini Reviews for January 23 - 29, 2023

In case you missed it, there's a new podcast episode in the Newbery Chronicles: this time, the 2020 Newbery Medal winner, New Kid.

Movies

Crimson Gold (طلای سرخ) (2003)
This is way more narratively and thematically straightforward than I was expecting from a Jafar Panahi-directed, Abbas Kiarostami-written film: basically a crime film with a class commentary at its core. And it's really good at that! The transition from the scene in which the protagonist is invited, momentarily, into a ritzy apartment to the scene in which the climactic heist takes place is gutting, and the rest of the film does a good job of setting up that hinge moment. I guess I should put an asterisk by the word "straightforward," though, because it's entirely possible that my relative ignorance about early 21st-century Iran has made me miss some more thorny political context that's wrapped up in this; there are a few moments in the film—e.g. the motorcycle ride where the two guys talk about head coverings—that make me think that there's more going on there in that regard. The older I get, the more I just feel so ignorant about everything, especially things that happened during my lifetime that I should have at least a basic awareness of. Anyway, I may be a dummy about this movie. Grade: B+

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971)
Some truly vile Christian nationalist propaganda. This is great for a hate-watch laugh—the scene of the pedo-stached public school teacher (credited as "Comrade Teacher") instructing a class that "premarital sex is necessary" is the funniest thing I've seen in a movie in maybe years—but boy did it curdle for me by the end. 95% of this movie's outlining of the alleged threat of a communist takeover of the United States is so deranged that it's hard to take seriously, but there's something piercingly real about the final five-ish minutes, when the inevitable altar-call conversion happens. While every single performance in the film is sub-community-theater cornball acting, the scene where the woman breaks into sobs as she accepts Christ as her Lord and Savior is uncomfortably naturalistic, and the Rev. Estus Pirkle, who sounds like a huckster madman as he explains geopolitics, becomes disarmingly, insidiously down-to-earth as he counsels this woman to salvation. It's the one part of the movie that's not outrageously unhinged from reality, which is important because it's the only part of this movie that anyone in the pews could have conceivably experienced in real life. The verifiable thing, the conversion, has to be credible to open the door to the outrageous lies that populate the rest of the movie—as clear a document as I've ever seen of the intertwining of sincere religious experiences with a reactionary political project. Evil, evil stuff. Grade: D

The Burning Hell (1974)
Significantly less funny than If Footmen Tire You (that's bad), but it's also significantly less politically putrid (that's good), but it's also still foregrounding a psychologically abusive fire-and-brimstone, scare-people-into-the-sinner's-prayer preaching (that's bad), but it's got some fun, nightmarish imagery in the parts that depict hell (that's good). It's funny how much less sinister the Reverend Estus Pirkle comes across here than in the previous film. Rather than some deeply evil right-wing grifter, he mostly just comes across as a simpleton in this movie, saying things like one million is a 1 followed by 9 zeros and that Moses sent Korah to Hell in the Book of Numbers. So-called biblical literalists always show their asses when they stake so much on eternal conscious torment in hell. Some real "Michael Scott thinks there are dementors in prison" energy, all of them. Grade: D+


The Believer's Heaven (1977)
This third Estus Pirckle / Ron Ormond collaboration is weirdly beautiful in a way that the other ones couldn't be; the combination of hymns and '70s-style Baptist congregants with ghostly-looking home-grown special effects in depicting a folk-religion version of heaven makes it unexpectedly reminiscent of Spencer Williams's The Blood of Jesus, which is I think the gold standard for this kind of revival-tent cinema. There's also, as I've seen others point out, something accidentally proto-Lynchian about the tone here, especially when you get the (deeply uncomfortable) showcase of disabled people. But unlike the other Pirckle/Ormond flicks, this one is crushingly dull. Rev. Pirkle has cleaned up a lot, and with that fancy suit and shock of white hair, he's looking way more like a slick televangelist than a down-home country preacher, which is boring. Also, while we get a few scenes in hell, this film just has nothing interesting to say at all about eternal life. The same hateful, manipulative theology as The Burning Hell but with none of the brimstone that made it exciting. It reminds me how most people don't ever read the "Paradiso" part of Dante's Divine Comedy; it's just a lot more fun to see people in elaborate torture than to see people frolicking in fields or whatever. Maybe that's not what's in "Paradiso," but I stopped after "Inferno" like everyone else. Grade: D

The Monster and the Stripper (The Exotic Ones) (1968)
Extremely boring for something this weird: 10% travel brochure for New Orleans, 50% burlesque performances, 25% footage of a caveman-looking swamp monster who gets captured and put on display in the strip club, and 15% crime caper involving misappropriated money connected to the mob—100% couldn't hold my interest. After watching Ron Ormond's post-conversion movies with Estus Pirkle, I thought I'd go back to one of Ormond's older, heathen movies for context, and I gotta say, I think I found the one guy whose art got more interesting during his Jesus phase. Grade: D-

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Mini Reviews for January 16 - 22, 2023

In case you missed it, here's my Favorite Movies of 2022 post! I'm hoping to get the 2022 music post out in the next week, too, so stay tuned!


Movies

Skinamarink (2022)
I was constantly pinging between scared, bored, and nostalgic here. Scared and bored are probably self-explanatory: the movie is very spooky at times, and also intentionally dull, too, and those two modes have a symbiotic relationship, for sure. I'm not sure the scares would be as effective if this wasn't incessantly switching among staticky shots of mundane stuff like Legos and ceilings, though I do agree with my friends I saw this with who felt that the movie was kind of impatient in the way it was channel-flipping between different images. The nostalgic feelings I had are weirdly specific; I've seen a lot of people talking about how this movie recalls the feeling of being a child in a dark house in the middle of the night, which is true, but also, when I was growing up my family had a VHS tape that contained most of the public-domain cartoons that are playing on the TV throughout the film, and it was bizarrely cozy to have those cartoons exhumed from deep in my early childhood memories. I'm positive that wasn't the intention of the filmmakers, but that's kind of the thing with childhood memories: the strange mix of fear and comfort, stupid sound effects and incomprehensibility. Also, gotta love that this film is in its own way a feature-length tribute to Archive.org, which the opening credits explicitly shout out. Anyway, good movie, pretty cool that something this out-there is getting a relatively big audience. Grade: B
 

Human Nature (2001)
What a bizarre failure of a movie. The screenplay by Charlie Kaufman certainly has ideas about the ways that bourgeois cultural values suppress more liberated ways of living, but embedding those ideas in a screwball farce framework in the model of Bringing Up Baby or The Miracle of Morgan's Creek is a fatal mistake because Kaufman simply does not know how to (or won't) fill his writing with the moment-by-moment jokes that usually sustain this kind of film. As a result, it's a deeply goofy movie that is only actually funny on a few occasions. It's interesting to see a Kaufman screenplay operating at this thoroughly silly tenor, but maybe the reason why his movies tend to be so much more lugubrious is that it doesn't work at all here. And if I hadn't seen Michel Gondry's name in the credits, I don't think I would have believed he directed this movie, because it's pretty much asleep at the wheel, stylistically. Incredible that Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was only a few years away for both of these guys. Grade: C


Possession (1981)
Probably the best case scenario for "What if demon possession were a metaphor for the dissolution of my marriage?" It's as good as it is because of just how relentlessly committed the cast is to pushing this idea to the outer limits of what seems physically possible, screaming and writhing around for minutes on end. It feels like the cinematic equivalent of extreme metal or some other bruising kind of performance whose entire point is to see what aesthetic opportunities lie outside the realm of comfort and convention. A lot of this, I think, is meant to be subjective; when we see the couple screaming at each other in their apartment, we're supposed to be seeing what their argument feels like rather than what it actually literally is, and the same goes for any number of extreme sequences, including a notorious one in which Isabelle Adjani's character describes having a miscarriage in the Berlin metro and we cut to a surreal and deeply unsettling show of her flailing about in an empty metro station as unknown liquids spew from her body. It's wild, and I thought it was good in the sense of leaving me somewhat shell-shocked, though I can sympathize with people who find all of this off-putting. There's also a lot of stuff about espionage and the German political situation in the waning years of the Cold War that I'm not really equipped to dig into, but I enjoyed the way that they added a wacky paranoid conspiracy aspect to the movie. Sure, maybe your wife is harboring a demon in her apartment, but have you considered what that means for geopolitics? Grade: A-


Melvin and Howard (1980)
I had a hard time getting on this movie's wavelength. The DVD case and first ten minutes of the movie indicated that this was about a guy who allegedly met Howard Hughes and then believed he was a beneficiary of Hughes's will, but the film quickly drops that in favor of an extremely low-key ramble through the man's humble (but somehow incredibly volatile) life. The movie moves seamlessly between very radical life changes, and there were at least a couple of times that I didn't realize what was happening until it was already passed because the movie makes so little to-do about its many, many left turns. By the time the final fifteen-ish minutes bookended the film with more Howard Hughes will drama, the shape of the movie kind of came into focus for me as a deeply sympathetic meditation on the directionlessness of being a lower-middle-class person with little agency in your life, but even then, I'm not completely sure what to make of it except that I ultimately enjoyed it. I imagine if I ever rewatch it, my feelings on it will be clearer now that I know what's going to happen. Grade: B


La Strada (1954)
Extremely depressing. Giulietta Masina has an incredible capacity for radiating innocence from her face, and most of the film involves us seeing that innocence betrayed time and time again once her character is sold to an abusive circus strongman "husband." For as much as Fellini is known for exploring the ideas of unfettered exuberance and life as a carnival-like bacchanal, this movie seems like a bitter refutation of anyone trying to find philosophical contentment within that view of life, as The Fool's "pebble" speech to Masina's character which tries to generate meaning and purpose into the chaos of life is the thing that convinces her to stay with her abuser, since her life must have "meaning" despite the pain. The movie kinda takes a long time to get there, and I'm not sure it quite needs to take that long, even though this movie is fairly short in terms of Fellini films (only 1h40m), but maybe that's a me problem, as I'm finding it increasingly difficult to give my undivided attention to movies I watch at home. Also, I feel dumb for not realizing before now that Woody Allen's Sweet and Lowdown is a remake of this. I know some people hate Allen for this, but I kinda love how often he's drawn from the well of "I'm going to remake a movie many people consider one of the greatest of all time." I wish more people would do that, because it's usually at least interesting when it happens. Grade: B+

Thursday, January 19, 2023

Favorite Movies of 2022

This year, I've had the distinct feeling that this blog is winding down. Even by the tiny numbers I would usually get, my readership has been especially small this year, going from 3-4 dozen per post to now 1-2 dozen, and I don't get as many comments (either on social media or on the blog site itself) as I used to. I've never been in it with the intent to gain a huge audience, but perhaps the waning readership is indicative of my own waning interest in this project. Life as a teacher plus father of two is pretty full right now, and I'm having less and less time (and energy) to devote to doing my Prog series, incidental non-review posts, summer projects, and even just non-movie write-ups in the weekly reviews posts, essentially turning the blog into just an outlet for me to repost my Letterboxd reviews, which makes me wonder what the use is of maintaining this site as well as my Letterboxd account. Furthermore, one email subscription option after another has fallen through, which means that the small circle of people who follow this through email alerts haven't been able to get updates in a while, and I'm not even sure if they're reading anymore.

I'm not ending the blog—not right now, anyway. But I do think that the blog's end is probably on the horizon. I'm not sad about it; this year marks a whole decade of this blog, and that's a good run. My life in 2023 is monumentally different from my life in 2013, and while a lot of those differences have made my life better, it's getting to the point where they've made it less conducive to blogging. If/when I decide to end this blog, it'll be a with a sense of satisfaction and finality on my part. I'm happy to have maintained this site for as long as I have.

Anyway, all of this is a long, mostly unrelated preamble to my annual favorite movies list, but it felt appropriate to have this kind of state-of-the-union in a space where I usually put year-end reflections. Here's the list, though. As always, I didn't get a chance to see everything, and not everything I wanted to see came to Knoxville, etc. But as of this writing, here's my favorites of 2022!


Favorite Movies

1. The Fabelmans
2022 has been marked by a few films that stick out for their old-school technical craft (and I do mean that as shade toward the majority of Hollywood releases, which are less technically competent than the output of any era of Hollywood I can think of), but among the Top Guns and Avatars, this one rises to the top of that already rarefied crew by being suffused with fascinating, knotty self-critique. A late-career home run from our boy Steve.

[Read original review]



 

2. Nope
I hope Jordan Peele continues to make weird, ungainly, mad-scientist-brained movies until the theaters collapse.

[Read original review]








3. TÁR
Real "makes ya think" cinema of the highest order. Cate Blanchett gives the performance of her career.

[Read original review]








4. The Northman
Robert Eggers goes full pulp with this viking revenge saga, but Eggers is fundamentally incapable of not being a little nerdy weirdo, so it's also got the shaman Willem Dafoe stuff, which is what truly elevates this.

[Read original review]







5. The Banshees of Inisherin
The funniest bummer of the year.

[Read original review]









6. Kimi
The most conventionally exciting movie Steven Soderbergh's made in a while, and I do love a good bit of conventional excitement. There have been a lot of paranoid, claustrophobic thrillers this year, many of them good, but this one's my favorite.

[Read original review]






7. RRR
Speaking of conventional excitement: who doesn't want to see a bunch of British colonizers get devoured by an army of jungle animals? Just good, clean family entertainment.

[Read original review]







8. We're All Going to the World's Fair
It's been marketed as a horror movie, and there are a few spooky things about it. But mostly it's a reflection of what digital life is like. Do you spend too much time online? You might feel seen by this movie.

[Read original review]







9. Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
This was a weirdly good year for stop-motion films released on Netflix, and this was without a doubt the best of them. I can't believe it's taken this long for Guillermo del Toro to make a stop-motion movie.

[Read original review]







10. Crimes of the Future
Cronenberg doing his thing. "Surgery is the new sex" is the movie quote of the year, maybe?

[Read original review]







Appendix: Miscellaneous Movies Also Worth Noting

Honorable Mention: Good Luck to You, Leo Grande—A lovely little movie about a woman exploring her sexuality as she approaches old age. I didn't hear many people talking about this movie except for the (fair) critiques about how it deals with sex work, but it really is nice.

Best Action: Avatar: The Way of Water—Of the two "its last act is one big action setpiece, and it's the best part of the movie by far" films released this year, Avatar absolutely eats Top Gun's lunch.

Stop-Motion Film Released on Netflix Runner-Up: Wendell and Wild—The truly strange, bursting-at-the-seams brainchild of Henry Selick and Jordan Peele. Glad there's still room, at least in the streaming ecosystem, for weirdos like these fellas.

Jordan Peele Makes a Weird, Ungainly, Mad-Scientist-Brained Movie Runner-Up: Wendell and Wild—See above. Good year for Netflix animation; good year for Jordan Peele.

"Here's Another Good Animated Movie Released on Netflix, WTF Is Happening" Award: Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood—Richard Linklater rotoscopes his childhood, and the results are a fun little boomer dream.

Look, I Just Need to List Out a Couple More Good Animated Movies Released on Netflix This Year, Because It's Unbelievable to Me How Many There Were: My Father's Dragon and The House—Netflix has always been a secret bastion of interesting animation, but my god, they outdid themselves this year.

Pixar Corner: Turning Red—Maybe the most unfairly treated movie of the year, what between the disingenuous conservative moral panic and Disney's unceremonious dumping of it on Disney+. Release your best movies in theaters, you goons!

"What Are Some Other Paranoid, Claustrophobic Thrillers?" Award: Barbarian—Dances all over the "is this a horror movie or a thriller?" line, but whatever this is, I had a great time with it. A couple months later, and I'm still thinking about Justin Long singing "Riki Tiki Tavi."

"Mia Goth Is Sexy / Scary" Award: X / Pearl—Seriously, what a year for Mia Goth. Easily the best thing about Ti West's duo (soon to be turned trilogy) of horror pastiche.

Unexpectedly Hilarious Award: The Batman—I dunno, I laughed a lot here. Colin Farrell in particular is very funny, but also, I just think the "The" in the title is funny.

"Never Dully with Sully" Award: Bones and All—People seem somewhat divided on Mark Rylance's performance here as the doddering Southern gentleman cannibal, but I thought he was great. One of the interesting tensions in Bones and All is the way it is constantly teetering on the edge of being something much goofier and pulpier than it presents itself as, and Rylance is a key part of complicating that balancing act.

Best Joke: Everything Everywhere All at Once—I just laughed so stupidly hard every time this movie wrapped back around to Raccacoonie.

Best Ending Credits: White Noise—I wish my grocery store played LCD Soundsystem over the PA.

Worst Movie of the Year: Lightyear—A completely cynical piece of trash and the more dire signs of Disney/Pixar's decline yet. Thank goodness we also got Turning Red this year, or the thought of Pixar's future would be unbearably bleak.

Best Non-2022 Movie I Saw for the First Time in 2022: The Long Day Closes—Aching, personal filmmaking. Terence Davies at his absolute best.

Sunday, January 15, 2023

Mini Reviews for January 9 - 15, 2023

School's back. Yay.

Movies

M3GAN (2023)
About as good as the Chucky reboot, and honestly weirdly similar in premise, like so similar that I'm surprised that this got made at all. But despite still being a movie about an animatronic A.I. doll that imprints on a child and goes to murderous lengths to preserve that child, it's different enough in execution, and the emotional throughline is surprisingly strong, re: the struggles of modern parenting (esp. the surrogate parent that Allison Williams's character becomes) and the way that digital technology complicates it. It was fun! If I saw it in another setting, I might have been a little cooler on it—it's not going to blow your mind—but Friday night (Friday the 13th, no less, baby!) in a theater moderately but boisterously full is the best way to see a movie like this, and I had a good time. Grade: B

 

The Menu (2022)
This gestures toward some sort of class commentary and/or a critique of the "brilliant artistic genius" worship, which is cool I guess, but it gets lost along the way in its utter disdain for experimental art, which ends up kind of devouring the movie. If I'm being charitable, I'd like to think that the intent of this movie was to show how capital (both financial and social) ruins the integrity of art, an idea I can get behind 100%, but what comes across a lot more strongly is this fairly immature posture of, "If something isn't conventionally pleasant then it must have been made by some cynical, pretentious bastard who has lost his art up his ass," and I just think that is a profoundly annoying and intellectually incurious position. I get that "high" art is usually inextricable from the exploitation of the system that allows it, but the movie gets distracted from that point to act morally superior to being into abstract art in general. When everyone is complaining about not getting bread or when Anya Taylor-Joy is talking about cheeseburgers, it reminded me of people (including a younger me at times—I'm people!) who think they're nobly pointing out that the emperor has no clothes when they declare that experimental literature has no plot or that you can't sing along to avant-garde music or whatever. Look, I like cheeseburgers, and I definitely prefer them to the kind of high-concept fine dining depicted here, but sometimes, it's okay to say that you just don't like something instead of proclaiming that anything abstract or convention-defying is fraudulent. Maybe I'm missing the forest for the trees, because this particular abstract and convention-defying piece of art kills people, but I dunno, it took me out of the movie. Also, that attitude is presented in a way that has nothing to do with the class dynamics purportedly at play, and at the risk of being the poli-sci version of Anya's terrible foodie date (a legitimately hilarious character, by the way), this movie has no concept of the kind of dialectical materialism needed to actually talk about the relationships among workers, patrons, and capitalists. I kind of hate myself for writing that previous sentence, but I really can't see anything meaningful in this film's "eat the rich" attitude. I did love Ralph Fiennes's incredibly arch turn as the chef mastermind, and as I mentioned before, Nicholas Hoult is incredibly funny as the sycophantic culinary enthusiast. Even if there's not really a lot going on under the hood of this movie, I did enjoy some of the line readings from those two, especially Fiennes's monologues before each course. I kinda wish this didn't try to have social commentary at all besides being a droll, blackly comic revenge fantasy for the service industry, because it could have been a lot more enjoyable as something just purely that. Maybe this movie should have just been, you know, a cheeseburger. Grade: C

 

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
A reasonably fun little murder anti-mystery. There are three unambiguously great things about it: 1) Rachel Sennott's performance, which is consistently hilarious (her reading of the line "Your parents are upper-middle class" deserves an Oscar), 2) the footage of Pete Davidson's character at the end, which is almost as funny as Sennott's performance, and 3) the lighting; this has some of the best and most innovative lighting I've seen in a long time, which is all the more impressive with like 75% of the movie being pitch dark except for some glowsticks and cell phone screens—half of American filmmakers seem to have lost the ability to film legibly in the dark, so I really, really appreciate a movie that is both dark and legible. All of that said, I'm not sure if I completely understand what's supposed to be adding up here by the end. Young people are narcissistically attached to their phones? Young people use the language of therapy and online social justice movements in hyperbolic and inappropriate ways? This seem like fairly obvious, even vapid social commentary to me, and the fact that I don't have a lot of access in real life to the brand of wealthy, liberal-arts-educated, extremely online Gen-Zers depicted here makes it hard for me to know where on the spectrum of satire this is supposed to land. Maybe I'm overthinking it and this is just a fun goof riffing on contemporary language and habits, but the ubiquitous trailer to this movie definitely advertised the film as some sort of treatise on The Youth, so I don't think I'm completely out of line asking, "What's the point?" Whatever the case, this was enjoyable enough on a moment-by-moment basis that I'm giving it a thumbs up, but I'm faintly skeptical. Grade: B

 

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
It's really hard to dislike a movie so affable and enthusiastic and silly, but it's also really hard to like a movie that is quite literally a Funny or Die video stretched to feature length. I knew going in that this was telling an intentionally fabricated version of Weird Al's biography (which is a good premise! I had hopes for this!), but I also kinda expected it to have some deeper cuts from the dude's career. The only featured songs are the exact ones you'd predict: "Eat It," "Another One Rides the Bus," "Amish Paradise," etc. Nothing even remotely off the beaten path. Not even "Albuquerque." Grade: C

 

 

Little Children (2006)
I've never really connected strongly with these suburban psycho-sexual ennui films, and this isn't really breaking new ground in that regard—it's basically American Beauty, but with a master's degree (which is at least a step up, considering that American Beauty is pretty sophomoric). This being directed by Todd Field, though, it's at least making some fairly interesting formal decisions, suffusing the whole thing in a sense of dread and paranoia rather than the usual emotional palate of these films, and the way it seemingly intentionally leans into but never quite commits to camp is certainly a choice that demands to be grappled with. The plot/acting end up going to some pretty questionable places by the end, though, and the bemused, voice-of-God narration is an abject disaster, and whatever interesting textures are here are swallowed by the rest. Grade: C+

 

Television

Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities (2022)
I love the idea of a horror anthology miniseries where every episode is done by a different director putting their unique stamp on the story. In practice, this basically lives and dies by the execution, and unfortunately, most of these episodes are pretty mediocre, even by people whose work I would otherwise be interested in, e.g. Ana Lily Amirpour and Jennifer Kent. That said, there are two unambiguous triumphs: "The Viewing," directed by Panos Cosmatos (Beyond the Black Rainbow, Mandy), which takes Cosmatos's '70s affectations and incredible eye for set design and applies them to a nightmare house party by a rich eccentric, and "The Autopsy," directed by David Prior (The Empty Man), which is a truly gross and terrifying account of a medical autopsy. "The Autopsy" in particular is just fantastic, easily the best episode in the series and one of the best visual media I ran across in 2022. Too bad the rest of the series couldn't hit that high. Grade: B-

 

Books

New Kid by Jerry Craft (2019)
I was excited to read the first graphic novel to win a Newbery Medal. However, I found the book mildly disappointing only in the sense that this feels like it's missing the connective tissue between big events that would pace the novel better and flesh out these characters a little more. The author apparently based this on his own experiences as a black student at a rich, predominantly white private school, and it definitely has a lot of the expected beats re: racial/class microaggressions and having trouble fitting in, so I don't want to be too critical if this truly is how he experienced it. But it just feels a little incomplete, especially as the book rushes toward its conclusion. More thoughts to come on the podcast my wife and I are doing about the Newbery Medal winners! Stay tuned! Grade: B-

Sunday, January 8, 2023

Mini Reviews for December 19, 2022 - January 8, 2023

Between the holidays and a bout of sickness, it's been hard to fit blogging in, so please take this super-sized post as penance for all the missed time!

P.S. My wife and I released another podcast episode, this time about The Tale of Despereaux, which you can listen to here. Enjoy!


Movies

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
I haven't seen the original Avatar since I watched it in 2010 on a dorm CRT TV during a floodwatch weekend interrupted by tornado sirens, so there's a pretty good chance I'm wrong about this, but The Way of Water feels superior to the first one. It's basically the same movie: broad, hokey, but achingly earnest anti-imperialist environmentalism filtered through some of the most stunning FX work of all time in the service of some very cool-looking prog-rock-album-cover production design. But as an iteration of that formula, this feels sturdier than my memories of the first, probably because it doesn't do the Pocahontas / Dances with Wolves thing of having the anti-imperialism hinge on a romance and also probably because James Cameron just has a way with water photography in a way that he doesn't with Roger Dean forests and also also probably because the limp context of contemporary Hollywood blockbusters in 2022 just makes it easier to appreciate this film's increasingly rare brand of impeccable technical craft mixed with sincere, archetypal storytelling. I was not entirely sold on this movie for probably the first half mostly because these Avatar movies stubbornly refuse to create interesting characters, and there's a lot of character melodrama in the opening salvo of the film. But once I got to the whaling sequence and felt myself getting palpably upset at the slaughter of the creatures (seriously, one of the most stomach-churning and brutal scenes in a big PG-13 Hollywood release in recent memory), it struck me at how impressive it was that this movie could get me to care about an ecosystem in the way I might care about a character, which is probably the more thematically important thing to do for this movie than to make me care about the actual characters. Anyway, once that scene hits, the rest of the movie is basically nonstop righteous-anger action, executed to perfection—weirdly parallel to the Top Gun sequel in that regard, though of course ideologically polar opposite. Also, I'm struggling to remember the last mainstream Hollywood release that explicitly had the U.S. military as its villain (maybe it was the last Avatar movie?), and as silly and hippy-ish as some of the screenplay's approach to race/imperialism/environmentalism can be, I gotta give it props for not softballing that part. Grade: A-

 

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
I liked this a little bit less than the first one—its structure is a little more ungainly (and the first already had a somewhat ungainly structure), and the knowingly obvious reveal of the killer (punctuated by the "It's so dumb it's brilliant," "No, it's just dumb" interchange) is only really satisfying on a meta level. But it's still a cracking good time because it has all the strengths of the first: the game cast, the pocket-watch-tight technical craft, the almost-camp deployment of mystery tropes, and of course the presence of the delicious, ludicrously fun Benoit Blanc. I wish I could have caught this in a theater (one week only? I truly don't understand this business model, Netflix), but instead, my wife and I watched it on Netflix and still had a ball. Speaking of the internet, though, I'm legitimately perplexed at how apoplectic some people are about the alleged "terminally online" qualities of the movie. Maybe I'm missing some of the nuances because I'm not on Twitter (though make no mistake: I spend too much time online nonetheless), but there's a long tradition in mystery stories of having characters who are broad caricatures of public figures or types, and the satirical easter-egg-ish allusions to contemporary political discourse and celebrities is another thing that doesn't strike me as particularly egregious—just wait until people find out about The Great Gatsby or Citizen Kane! Not saying this is anything on the level as those two, but just because time has obscured the references in them doesn't make them any less allusive. The only thing that felt a little forced to me was the "May 13, 2020" date, which feels less like lockdown commentary (the specter of COVID is hand-waved away with a magic spray mere minutes into the film) and more of a strained attempt to symbolically connect the film's ending with the 2020 BLM protests, since George Floyd's death is just a few days after this film takes place—I appreciate the intent behind the gesture, but also, it's kind of a wish-fulfillment treatment of the outcomes of that political moment, which have had a lot more "pretense for the state to crack down on left-wing organizing" consequences than this movie's ending allows for. But see, the very fact that I can write that sort of thing about this movie is evidence not that this movie is too glib with its politics but that I'm waaaay too extremely online myself. I say this with a note of dismay, since part of my project as a teacher has been to try to get people to understand contemporary resonances and themes in texts, but most people simply do not watch movies that way, even most people clued into politics and literary theory, like my wife. Yeah, sure, I think a lot of people are going to recognize that this movie is dunking on Elon Musk, especially post-Twitter-purchase, but beyond that broad level, I think we're way down the iceberg when it comes to the movie's allusions. I dunno, maybe the fact that I recognized the Lana Del Rey mesh mask thing here is more of an indictment of my spending too much time on the internet than it is of the film itself. Anyway, this is just a long way of saying, "It didn't bother me." This movie is fun! Grade: B+

 

Strange World (2022)
We're now elbows-deep into a bona fide Walt Disney Animation Studios dark age, so I guess it's time to trot out the daddy-issues sci-fi inspired by 19th-century European lit. This feels about on-par with Treasure Planet in that regard, both for its choice of source material (my childhood Jules Verne phase was basically concurrent with my childhood Treasure Island phase) and in terms of quality (which in both cases is decidedly mediocre). Strange World is mediocre in different but not especially productive ways from Treasure Planet: no Goo Goo Dolls this time around, nor does it have the horrendous CG "virtual sets" mixed with cel animation (Strange World's animation is quite nice as a whole, if a bit auto-pilot for WDAS CG animation at this point—I did love the creature designs and how palpably billowy everything was). But it's also much less enthusiastic in embracing the pulp swashbuckle of its inspiration, and for as much as the characters don't completely work in Treasure Planet, they at least aren't the hopelessly bland mush that comprises the cast of Strange World, who seem to have been conjured whole-cloth from either a mad libs or AI prompt: a son who wants to be different from his father? A father who... doesn't understand??? Gimme a break. A listless shrug of a movie that I hoped would be at least a little bit fun. I'm tempted to suspect that Disney astroturfed the (very dumb) culture war surrounding its racial diversity and gay representation just to give people a reason to care about this movie. Grade: C



Armageddon Time (2022)
A sharp piece of anti-nostalgia—I for one am glad to see the '80s being portrayed as a monumentally bleak time rather than whatever is going on with the seemingly endless '80s revival wave I've been experiencing for most of my adult life. In stretches, this equals its obvious "portrait of the artist as a young man" cinematic companion, The Fabelmans (a few of the family scenes, for example, as well as the scene where the mom chews out her kid for smoking weed), and there's an admirable impulse to make the protagonist just an absolute pain in the specific way that middle schoolers often are, but ultimately this is a lot more prosaic and thinner than Spielberg/Kushner's vision in that film. I don't really understand the distinction people are making between this being a product of white guilt (derogatory) instead of an interrogation of white privilege and the way it interacts with the Jewish assimilation the protagonist's family is aspiring to, and I would say that we need more movies that do the latter. As with everything else in the film, there are stretches where this part of the film is tremendous, but the main problem re: the racial dynamics is simply that Johnny, the black kid, is just not fleshed out whatsoever. There's a kind of logic to that, given the way that the film's point of view is intentionally limited to the white/Jewish half of the friendship, and that limitation could deploy an even more damning exploration of privilege, but if that's the route the film wants to take, it needs to be a little more clever at suggesting depth in Johnny just outside the frame. Instead, he's purely a thematic construct, which is ultimately unsatisfying, especially as that becomes the dramatic fulcrum in the film's climax. When this movie works, though, it really works, and I'd honestly love to see James Gray return to this well rather than going back to the stately period dramas he's been doing (outside of Ad Astra, which feels like an outlier in a few different ways). Grade: B+

 

White Noise (2022)
A rigidly literal-minded adaptation of a novel that definitely needed some creative liberties taken to be successfully brought to the screen. In general, I found it kind of dull, especially once I realized that Baumbach's screenplay was not interested in doing much beyond visualizing the novel. Kudos to Baumbach for trying something legitimately outside of his wheelhouse, even if it didn't really work—there's an admiral refusal to Baumbach-ize this material, which I appreciate. There are a few signs of life, though: the production design and costuming are terrific, and I dug the LCD Soundsystem dance party in the credits (one of the few places where the movie finds something new to do that nevertheless feels in the spirit of the book). Grade: C

 

Decision to Leave (헤어질 결심) (2022)
A fun little Vertigo riff, and I'm honestly having a hard time seeing it as anything other than that (there's even a green dress). Which is okay, because—hot take!—Vertigo rocks! That said, credit to Park Chan-wook for doing something genuinely new with depicting digital communication (e.g. SMS) onscreen. Grade: B+

 

 

 

 


Speak No Evil (Gæsterne) (2022)
For at least an hour of its runtime, this movie is a tense little satire about the discomfort people will undergo in the interest of maintaining a veneer of politeness. The film is great at teasing out its social nightmare scenario: a family agrees to spend the weekend with another family that they only barely know, and once the weekend begins, things immediately feel off but not starkly enough that they can articulate them in a way that would completely justify the impropriety of bailing before the weekend is up. The final thirty minutes of the film take a hard turn into the most absurd and upsetting conclusion possible from the preceding hour, and while I respect in theory the utter nastiness of the film's ending, in practice it just feels like a desperate play at being edgy and dark. Make no mistake: it is pitch dark in a viscerally unpleasant and impressively bleak way, but the extremity of it ruins the sublime tightrope that the film's first 2/3 has managed. For that first 2/3, though, it's one of the best movies of 2022. Grade: B

 

Watcher (2022)
I don't think I have much interesting to add to what people have already said, re: Maika Monroe being extremely good here, and re: this being basically Rear Window meets Polanski's apartment trilogy. I ended up kind of feeling the same way about it that I did Park Chan-wook's Decision to Leave in that I never really found a way to stop being distracted by this movie's being a riff on older movies and therefore felt a little distanced from it. Maybe I missed what's special about it. Really well-done for what it is, though. Grade: B

 

 


Resurrection (2022)
A well-done but not particularly notable psychological thriller—not notable, that is, except for Rebecca Hall's performance, which is an all-timer. She's been slowly building an incredibly impressive résumé of performances in this vein, in which her character's fraying understanding of objective reality begins to unmask a brutal, even feral internalized violence, and this is handily the best of the bunch. Grade: B

 

 

 


Flux Gourmet (2022)
I remain firmly fascinated with Peter Strickland's "thing," despite the fact that this and his previous film were both middling. It's got an incredible hook: a guy in a culinary arts commune is having gastrointestinal issues but has a deep fear of farting in front of others, so he painfully holds his gas in until he learns how to embrace his body and make it art. The resultant movie is intermittently inspired, especially when it focuses on the weirdo stuff that the commune is doing—some bizarre confluence of cooking, performance art, and noise show, which turns out to be super cinematic and visually/aurally interesting. But a lot of the rest of the movie just feels too buttoned-up and mannered to make full use of its setting and premise, and of all of the Strickland features I've watched, this feels the most stylistically inhibited, which is weird given that the whole point of the film is about being less inhibited. Whatever; I'll probably still watch whatever "kink turned textual art film" thing Strickland puts out next. Grade: B-


This Place Rules (2022)
Can't believe I wasted my last movie-watching opportunity of 2022 on this garbage. I haven't watched a ton of Andrew Callaghan's online work, but I've seen enough to know that he has a preternatural, almost Nathan-Fielder-esque ability for using his flat affect to draw incredible comments from the people he interviews, and that's on display here. There are a dozen fascinating documentaries to be made from the raw material captured here (the influencer street fight at the beginning, the heartbreaking QAnon family stuff, the surprisingly lucid Alex Jones interview, any number of the people-on-the-streets rants, etc. etc.), but in maybe one of the most egregious editing hack jobs of all time, this film realizes exactly none of those possibilities, creating instead a flimsy and specious narrative around "wow, people sure were crazy in 2020." Even worse, there's an attempt at political commentary that is so impoverished that it's insultingly obvious (you mean to say that social media and news media have a financial incentive to divide us along cultural and political lines??) when it's not borderline irresponsible, such as the handful of times that the film cuts between footage of left-wing protesters talking about abolition and footage of right-wing protesters talking about Joe Biden being a Chinese communist socialist child molester as if these are equivalent displays of unhinged political fringes. And then after all that, Callaghan didn't even get to attend January 6?? It's not his fault he got COVID, but maybe it would have been a good idea to rethink the whole conceit of "here's how the build-up to Jan. 6 looked from the frontlines!" when you couldn't even make it to the main event. The documentary ends with an almost literal shrug in which Callaghan and a few other people look at the aftermath of Jan. 6 and ask what the point of all of it was, to which Callaghan basically just says, "Money," which is true in perhaps the broadest sense that most things in a capitalist society boil down to being about money, but also it kind of makes me wonder what the point is of making a big, flashy HBO documentary about a major fascist movement in America if you don't seem to understand the point of fascism beyond "money" or the urgency of this moment beyond "huh, people seem upset and misinformed." Andrew, you seem like a good dude, but please give your footage to like Frederick Wiseman or Laura Poitras or someone who actually knows how to assemble the incredible material you clearly have buried here. Grade: C-


Happy Hour (ハッピーアワー) (2015)
Ryusuke Hamaguchi's movies always tip-toe right up to the line of being "too long" before whacking me in the face with emotional catharsis so powerful that I lose track of how long it took to get there. But I think I've decided that five and a half hours is too long even for that approach. Even breaking this up into several sittings, I found myself getting restless as this movie slowly and novelistically wound its way toward its cathartic final hour. I don't really know what I'd cut, though, because the length is totally baked into the whole project here, a warm study of the friendship among four different women and the way that foursome friendship reverberates through their romantic lives, in which the fact that we spend hours with these characters accumulating details and scenes that illuminate their interior lives and connections to each other is a key component of this movie's ability to pay off at the end. More than anything, it reminds me of Rivette, only without the aggressive experimental impulse or the mystical bent. So maybe it's a me problem that I got bored at times, or maybe the best way to watch this is held rapt for hours in a theater rather than watching it over three days on my laptop. Whatever the case, when this gets to the parts where things start happening, it gets really good. Grade: B


The Three Stooges (2012)
Legitimately funny. Reminds me of Altman's Popeye movie in the sense that at least half the fun is its dedication in recreating a thoroughly outdated property with as much fidelity as possible within the then-contemporary studio system. It's impressively committed to the bit, and even though I was only ever a moderate Three Stooges fan at best, I got a lot of joy out of this. The other half of the fun are the bizarre details filling in the corners of this movie. Iggy Pop doing the theme song? Larry David as a nun? "Peter and Bobby Farrelly" appearing before the credits to tell kids not to try this slapstick at home? Delightfully strange. I'm imagining the alternate (superior) universe in which this got Peter Farrelly his Oscar. Grade: B+


A Grin Without a Cat (Le fond de l'air est rouge) (1977)
An incredible piece of analysis of the moment when (in retrospect) the tide turned toward capitalism's eventual "victory" over the 20th century. Given that capitalism is, like, evil and that we really have never returned to anywhere close to the collective revolutionary consciousness in the late-'60s/early-'70s that this film depicts, it's a pretty dispiriting watch, but that said, for as depressing as it is, it's also remarkably fun and funny at times, too, mostly because of the terrific eye for archival footage—Fidel Castro describing how to make lasagna, for example. It also struck me as I watched this how few documentaries are truly like this now, i.e. actively analytical instead of explanatory. Most political documentaries that aren't just vérité are usually busy explaining information, but this documentary barely does any of that, which makes it, in that regard, much more of an "essay" in form than documentaries usually are. I haven't watched much Adam Curtis, but I guess he's the big one carrying on the torch? Otherwise, it's hard to think of many documentaries released in the past couple decades that are formatted like this. Grade: A


The Mortal Storm (1940)
Mostly notable for being 1) an early anti-Nazi Hollywood film, and 2) unrelentingly bleak in its depiction of the Nazis—Chaplin is obviously the better filmmaker in general, but The Great Dictator is kind of embarrassing in its comparatively soft and vague treatment of Nazism when something like this already existed. As with another big 1940 Jimmy Stewart film (The Shop Around the Corner), it's amusing how Stewart's performance here just kind of refuses to pretend to be anything resembling Central European. Grade: B

 

 

 

Books:

Dead End in Norvelt by Jack Gantos (2011)
A really entertaining and surprisingly political Newbery Medal winner. One of my favorites I've read so far, and you can hear more about it in the episode on it my wife and I did on our Newbery Medal podcast! Grade: A-






The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo (2003)
A fun, fairy-tale-esque Newbery winner. I really like the bemused narrative voice (shades of Lemony Snicket) and the interlocking story structure. Some of the characters work better than others. You can hear more thoughts on the episode on it my wife and I did on our Newbery Medal podcast! Grade: B+