Sunday, March 27, 2022

Mini Reviews for March 21 - 27, 2022

Wish I were at Big Ears! Maybe next year.

Movies

Deep Water (2022)
All the pieces are here for a great satire, and I think there's at least a 50% chance that's what the filmmakers were going for. But the execution just isn't there. Entertaining enough, I suppose, and the ambiguous corners of Afleck and De Armas's relationship are pretty interesting throughout. But this is just a few clicks of intensity and/or camp away from something much better and funnier. The funniest part of this movie is that it's the first erotic thriller produced by a subsidiary of Hasbro. Grade: B-

 

 

Cube (1997)
There's a charming time-capsule quality to this movie—in the case of Cube, they truly don't make them like they used to (its closest modern parallel, the Escape Room movies, are bloated by a slick franchisability that this shoestring flick would never dare to aspire to). But it's also a movie that's so stupid that it will peel the skin off your face, and it sports a cast of some of the most aggressively irritating characters I've ever seen, not helped at all by the, um, inconsistent quality of the acting (not one ounce of charisma to be found). So I dunno, maybe it's good that they don't make them like this anymore. I watched this because of Grace Lee's excellent video essay, and I would probably recommend people pick that video over the actual movie. Grade: C

 

Go Fish (1994)
This is obviously a very personal film, and it's not hard to see how this gained traction in the mid-'90s when it first came out. The intra-community discussions on hyper-specific topics (e.g. the preferred slang for "vagina") are great, but like with a lot of hyper-talky, low-budget indies of this era—e.g. Clerks—I have a hard time making the transition from "they are talking about interesting things" to "I am emotionally invested in them." Probably a Me Problem, tbh. Grade: B-

 

 

 

Lost in America (1985)
More or less confirms my suspicion of Easy Rider as faux-revolutionary self-mythologizing. I don't know what Albert Brooks thinks about the movie itself, but it's a pretty withering indictment of the legacy of that film that Lost in America's plot revolves around a couple of entitled Boomer yuppies deciding to recreate the free-spiritedness of that movie's ethos, only in a Winnebago instead of a motorcycle, and with nearly $200k in cash. And that's even before we get to the scene where the couple talks their way out of a speeding ticket by bonding with a *cop* over their shared love of the film. I'm hard-pressed to think of a better film depiction of the lie of white hippie romanticism. It's not as funny as some other Albert Brooks movies, and it's definitely meandering to a fault in its middle sections. But as a thematic project, this is so extremely on my wavelength. Grade: A-

The Scarlet Empress (1934)
Jaw-dropping set designs and costuming, and I got a pretty good laugh out of how the movie goes out of its way to shove a montage of executions and torture (complete with full-frontal nudity!) into its first ten minutes. But I was just criminally, scandalously bored with this movie otherwise. Literally bored to tears. This is the first time in a long time that I've felt so philistine about a classic, but good lordy, I am not cinephile enough to endure 100 minutes of stagey, tedious Russian monarchy drama just for the (admittedly cool) Expressionist vibes. Grade: C

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Mini Reviews for March 14 - 20, 2022

END OF SPRING BREAK

Movies

The Batman (2022)
I feel like I was oversold on the extent to which this is "a detective story [implied: as opposed to a Batman movie]." Sure, Batman follows clues, but that's what Batman does, because he's a detective. There's nothing here that feels out of place within a mainstream concept of Batman-ness within the past couple decades, and in fact, this movie's pretty unapologetic about including some fairly goofy elements of Batman mythos, too, like the Wayne Manor looking like a Gothic castle and the Batmobile having a literal jet flame coming out the back—this movie's pretty indebted to the tone of the Nolan Batman trilogy (especially The Dark Knight), but it's hard to imagine the Nolan films including the visual gag of the Penguin waddling that this one does. The ability to simultaneously have some goofy fun with Batman while also not really compromising on the grimness is impressive, and for a good 2/3 of this, I was enjoying it a ton. The film's climax/ending is an abject disaster, though, both in terms of plot cohesion and themes, and while I guess it's always a dubious prospect to look for trenchant social commentary in a Batman movie, it's kind of wild that the same movie that goes out of its way to show how billionaire philanthropy is a scam that primarily benefits those already in power also ends on a note that regards Gotham under martial law as something vaguely positive (say what you will about Joker's so-called social commentary, but as thin as it is, it at least has the wherewithal to remain cynical of channels of power throughout). That's a Batman movie for you, I guess, but on top of everything else, it's so unbelievably corny how it all plays out, the one place where the movie seriously stumbles in that balancing act between the silly superhero gestures and the serious superhero gestures. It's also way, way too long, and I don't know exactly what to cut to make it something not nearly so ridiculous as 3 hours, but surely that ending should have been first in line for more judicious editing. But anyway, I had a good time for a length of time that would span a normal movie, so that's not nothing. Oh and P.S., speaking of goofy, how about the score being built around Nirvana's "Something in the Way"? After this and Malignant's "Where Is My Mind?" score, I can't wait for Spider-Man 12's score to be based on "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" or "My Name Is Jonas" or whatever. Grade: B

X (2022)
There's been a lot of throwback '70s exploitation pastiches, some of which were already directed by Ti West himself, but I think Ti West nails it here in a way that's uncommon: not just the stylistic proclivities of the genre (which it is admittedly very clever with, e.g. the opening shot, which positions a doorway in just the right way that it looks like we're looking at an academy-ratio 8mm film) but the specific kind of reckless meanness that animates a lot of '70s exploitation, the kind that feels halfway imbued with a kind of social mandate that ultimately gets left by the wayside in search of thrills—think The Hills Have Eyes or something like that. And hoo boy, is this movie mean, mercilessly mutilating these characters in service of queasy kills and uneasy laughs. It's kinda sorta about the forced sexual repression of the young by the religious and the forced sexual repression of the elderly by society and/or their bodies, but the movie can't really carry the pathos those themes engender when it occasionally tries to confront them head-on, so instead we mostly get a full-on assault between the demographics of those themes, played with a smirking proclivity for grotesque spectacle: the old brutalizing the young in the same way that age brutalized them. Ti West still has an uncanny knack when it comes to focusing on meat-and-potatoes horror anyway, and this movie is tight as a drum in that regard. It's very fun to me that although West's The House of the Devil is a foundational text in what would become Elevated Horror, he absolutely refuses to play by the expectations of that, despite the A24 logo at the beginning. Pretty much everything here seems to be a product of West looking at the audience and saying, in the best exploitation tradition, "You want this, don't you, you sickos?" A toast to the perverts indeed. Grade: B

Kaboom (2010)
Honestly, terrible. Brings me no joy to say that, as I've thought all the other Gregg Araki movies I've seen so far are good-to-great. But this one is just a disaster. It's half-baked as a horny-college-students-hooking-up film, and someone forgot to turn on the oven at all with the conspiracy/apocalypse plot. At least Araki's signature bubblegum-shoegaze vibes are here. But everything else about this is dead on arrival. Grade: C-

 

 

 

Reds (1981)
Half of the fun of this movie is marveling that it exists: an epic historical romance released in 1981 about (and sympathetic to!) a bunch of anarchists and socialists involved with the IWW and the Russian Revolution, directed/produced/co-written by Warren Beatty, scored by Stephen Sondheim, shot by Vittorio Storaro, with script doctoring by Elaine May, and starring Beatty himself, Diane Keaton, and Jack Nicholson (as Eugene O'Neill!). Absolute madness. Like a lot of these types of epics (most notably Doctor Zhivago, of which this movie feels like a leftist revision), Reds has a hard time credibly interweaving the historic with the personal, with some of its biggest flourishes that attempt to do so feeling fundamentally misguided (e.g. the montage that intercuts the October Revolution with Keaton and Beatty's characters falling in love), and moreover, as a historical treatise, it largely struggles to ground it within the lives of the workers/ordinary people that these characters purport to fight for. And also like a lot of movies of this kind, that runtime is pretty dang long, though I didn't feel this movie's 195 minutes nearly so as much as I felt the 176 minutes of The Batman, so take that, modern Hollywood mainstream. But also, this movie feels a little smarter than your usual historical epic in the way that it makes itself less about the history itself and more about the writing of history and the tensions between individual subjectivities as power structures begin to coalesce around different understandings of the same events—a large chunk of this movie is devoted to factions of revolutionaries struggling among themselves over conflicting interpretations of World War I, the Russian Civil War, the early Labor Movement, etc. And then the whole movie is sprinkled with cutaways to footage of actual interviews with people who lived through the events depicted in the film and personally knew the "characters" in real life, and not even these people can agree about the specifics. It's maybe more cerebral than stirring, which is probably a big-time flaw for a romantic epic, but wow, is it impressive. Grade: B+

The Set-Up (1949)
Barely an hour long, and it's one of the greatest film noirs I've seen. I had no idea this was going to be so relentlessly bleak, even for a noir: an incredible use of boxing as a way of showing the human cost of labor exploitation. You feel it in every punch. The whole system is a set-up—it sounds corny when I say it here, but the magic of cinema is that when it's 72 minutes of hard-boiled efficiency, it feels profound. Grade: A

 

 

 

Television

jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy (2022)
Less the comprehensive birds-eye view of Kanye's career that I was expecting and more of an intensely personal and subjective work, which in terms of documentary artistry is probably better in the long run, even if it consciously ducks the big ideas and sweeping social commentary that the career of Kanye West makes so tempting. The first two parts of this series, which focus on Kanye's early career up through the release and widespread acclaim of The College Dropout, are honestly stunning, the most intimate and humanizing footage of Kanye that we're likely to ever get: the series is coming from the fixed perspective of Kanye's role in a larger community of Chicago artist friends, and seeing the warmth and closeness of this community, especially with the tragic tint that our knowledge of the rest of his career gives these sections, is so sweet and had me a little teary-eyed at parts. Seeing him interacting with his mother in particular is just heartbreaking because it's so pure and beautiful. The final part, which jumps over a decade forward, is by-design a lot less intimate, as it involves this community, and particularly Coodie Simmons, who remains the POV grounding this, coming to grips with who Kanye has become and how distant they now feel from their friend who very obviously is spiraling out of control. This is probably a necessary piece to any documentary about Kanye, but it's also the weakest section of the film because of that lost intimacy, since, like all of us, the documentary is forced to experience Kanye through the rush of news scandals and social media tirades that we all see and all know. It's all very sad, as is everything involving Kanye since this documentary's production wrapped, and had the documentary continued filming through this year, it certainly wouldn't have gotten a lot happier. The film ends on a note of ambivalence, with Coodie hoping that Christianity and the end of Kanye's presidential campaign will bring his old friend stability, even while the words of Donda West about the tragedy of the giant haunt that hope. I sure wish I had even the measured hope that Coodie has. Grade: B+

Sunday, March 13, 2022

Mini Reviews for March 7 - 13, 2022

SPRING BREAK!

Movies

Titane (2021)
My feelings on this movie changed nearly every 10 minutes of this movie's runtime, but in the end, I think I'm vaguely (and barely) positive on this as a bizarro take on gender and body politics—the older I've gotten, the more I've felt deeply unsettled by the socially enforced linking of gender identity with the physicality of our bodies, and this movie does a pretty good job of tapping into that unsettlement. The more artsy and French this movie gets, the less it works on that visceral level for me, though. I also have no idea what's going on with the car stuff. Cars are bad, and I think this movie agrees with me there, but for very different reasons than I would cite. Grade: B-

 

Rat Film (2016)
Has a central conceit (an extended analogy between the city planning of Baltimore and the treatment/behavior of rats in the city) that makes Theo Anthony's subsequent feature, All Light, Everywhere feel downright conventional, but it also lacks anything even approaching the incredible footage that All Light, Everywhere manages to snag, like the guy giving a tour of the surveillance factory. There are some fun interviews here (the rat fishing guy comes to mind), but it all feels like metaphor rather than footage that directly illuminates our world. Don't get me wrong; I'm an English teacher—I love metaphors. This is still really interesting. But I think Anthony definitely found better material later. Grade: B

 

The Notebook (2004)
This has the bones of something much better—it's Hollywood melodrama boilerplate, and that's a good thing! I guess I'm just an old sap like the dude in the nursing home, but the longer contemporary Hollywood has forgotten how to do a romantic melodrama, the more I feel devoted to the format. I would have absolutely hated this movie in high school when there were a lot of movies lilke this, but now... I dunno, it feels charming and significant as a representative of a bygone era (an era I lived through—I can't believe I've lived through eras that are now bygone). But anyway, disappointingly, this kinda fumbles the melodrama elements. Just to pick one of the many examples in which this movie turns theoretically great material into something that's just okay: we're told in a montage that Ryan Gosling writes 365 letters to Rachel McAdams, and the reason why Rachel doesn't write back is that her devious mother stashes them away, and we see all this from Ryan's perspective, so we see him grow progressively more depressed about his allegedly unrequited love. Meanwhile, the movie shows Rachel discovering James Marsden (whom we're explicitly told comes from "old Southern money," which lends a really unsettling tension to the scenes in the jazz club, where you know that some of these musicians were probably sharecropping on James's cotton plantations and whose grandparents were probably enslaved by James's grandparents—not great!), and while Rachel's discovering James, we're not shown a lot of wistfulness on her part; she seems perfectly content to have moved on from Ryan to James, even as we've seen Ryan get all sad and grow a beard and go off to war because he's so sad. BUT THEN! Later in the movie, Rachel finds out that her mother has stashed away all of Ryan's letters, and there's this huge blowup between her and her mother where Rachel tells her tearfully how much she pined and wept for her lost love with Ryan and how she thought he didn't love *her* because he never wrote her. And this is a good tension, right? Kind of a Gatsby-ish thing where a rich woman settles into a marriage of comfort and convenience only because her romance of passion has been blocked by her uppity parents. Classic melodrama. But you know what you need to make this classic melodramatic tension work? Scenes in which the rich girl is pining for her lost love of passion! We don't see any of that. Until that scene with her mother, for all we know, her parents are right, and Rachel's relationship with Ryan is just a summer fling that she's gotten over. That scene with her mother comes out of nowhere and tries to retcon into the story more tension than we were shown, tension that would have made the story so much richer had it actually been dramatized as a narrative parallel to the montage with sad-sack Ryan Gosling. The movie is full of stuff like this, where it doesn't seem to have a good hold of how or when to dramatize its plot, and the result is a movie that's just barely okay. And yet, in spite of all this, there are pieces of this movie that are shockingly good, almost as if the production team stumbled across A+ material by accident. The opening credits, for example, which put the reddest sunset I've ever seen over some really lovely piano music. For a second, I thought I was watching a Jane Campion movie. For another example (one that everybody already knows, because it's on the poster), the kissing-in-the-rain--->having-sex-in-the-house moment, which is the one part of the movie that's legitimately steamy and also the one part where all the dramatic and romantic layers fall perfectly into place. These are glimpses of a much, much better movie that only call into relief how mediocre the rest of the movie is in execution. Also, the old people stuff sucks. It's corny in a bad way, and it's also a dumb depiction of dementia, and also, the core story is serviced not at all by showing the bitter end of this couple. Rachel showing up with her bags at Ryan's house after she's left James? Good ending. Watching her forget him because of the ravages of old age while he remains tragically devoted to her? Bad ending, and also way bleaker than this movie can support. It feels like Sparks didn't have enough faith in the core of his story, so he just had to add all this stuff to just twist the emotional knife. Booooo. Grade: C+

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)
This isn't explicitly surreal, but there's this subtle undercurrent of uncanniness that makes the whole thing feel really singular and strange even as it goes through some on-paper conventional plot points. It's maybe a bit of hyperbole people comparing this to David Lynch, but it feels like it's not completely different from that guy's sensibilities either. Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino are both great here. Grade: B

 

 

 

Tom Jones (1963)
An undeniably oddball pick for the Best Picture Oscar, and I am firmly in the camp that we need more movies adapting 18th-century literature. This movie does a reasonable job of approximating the general ethos of the era (I'm not familiar with Tom Jones specifically, but I know other books of its ilk), and it's charming on that front. But it's inescapable that the film is hemmed in by the content standards of the early '60s studio system from presenting this sort of story with the full bawdiness that makes the picaresque novel so outrageous, which is a major liability. We demand a hard-R-rated adaptation of an 18th-century novel! There are dozens of us! Grade: B-

 

My Favorite Wife (1940)
Cary Grant has to decide between Irene Dunn and Gail Patrick (and maybe Randolph Scott). This is apparently based on a Tennyson poem, which is very goofy to me. Kinda runs out of gas by the end, but the second act of this movie is a lot of fun. Grade: B+

 

 

 

 

Music

Janet Jackson - janet. (1993)
One thing that was lost on me growing up with an awareness of Janet Jackson primarily through that (unfair, ridiculous) Super Bowl scandal is that Janet Jackson freakin' rocks. I don't know if it's sexism or what, but that never happened with Michael Jackson, who was embroiled in scandal (and much worse scandal, it hardly needs mentioning) at the same time—I always knew that Michael's music went hard. But somehow it's taken me until my thirties to discover the awesomeness of Janet. But she is awesome. This album is super good. It would probably be better if it were just a little tighter—it's got that early-CD-era runtime—but the highs are very high. Grade: A-

Sunday, March 6, 2022

Mini Reviews for February 28 - March 6, 2022

One more week until Spring Break!

Movies

Rosewood (1997)
A broadly upsetting and bleak depiction of a real-life massacre of black people in Rosewood, Florida. It's maybe a little broad in the ways that '90s Hollywood period pieces tend to be, but it's also smart about the way it simplifies things, drawing a much more rigorous understanding of racism (like, for instance, the generational feedback loop between the material conditions of this town and the ideologies that entrench those very conditions) from its broad archetypes than, say, Amistad, to name another Hollywood film from 1997 that tries to comment on race via historical events. I'm not sure how John Singleton feels about his increasingly journeyman career following this movie's box office failure, but I think it's a shame that he wasn't able to continue down the path of prestige that he was on in the early-to-mid '90s. I'd love to see what else he would have done if he were ever afforded this level of ambition again. Grade: A-

Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees (1991)
I've been stewing on this movie for almost a week trying to figure out how to review it, and I think I'm going to just have to throw in the towel, because I'm not sure. Visually, it's somewhere at the intersection of a PowerPoint presentation, an Errol Morris doc, and The X-Files theme song sequence, and narratively, it's an unspeakably bizarre tale that feels like Thomas Pynchon filtered through William S. Burroughs (appropriate, given that the latter makes a cameo): 80+ minutes of dense and psychedelic stream of consciousness that links the American military to beekeeping to the biblical Cain and Abel to space aliens. It's clearly a reaction/freakout to the kind of "End of History" American military hegemony that faced the world in the early '90s, and on that metric, it's more than just a curiosity. But also, this doesn't feel all that different from the kind of shoestring production YouTube "documentary" you might stumble across if your algorithm gets fed a few too many conspiracy theory clicks, which on one level makes this movie astoundingly prescient in terms of style but on another level makes it really uncanny to imagine that you could have seen this in a theater—in MoMA, no less! Utterly wild. Grade: B

Mystery Train (1989)
Still not in love with a lot of Jarmusch's proclivities, but I am absolutely fascinated by this movie as a document of Memphis, Tennessee. This movie finds Memphis in the post-music-industry, pre-gentrification era that I saw the tail end of when I moved to the area in 2002, an era haunted both by the ghosts of the city's 1950s/'60s mythology (I kid you not, the local paper used to have a weekly column devoted to people sharing such Elvis encounters as Tom Noonan's character discloses here) and by the catastrophic white flight/disinvestment that devastated the city in the decades following the Civil Rights movement and MLK's assassination (I don't think I've ever heard a better, or more tragic, description of downtown Memphis than Masatoshi Nagase's character's observation that it looks like a regular city, just with 60% of the buildings missing—also, shout out to that character for being bored with Elvis and instead being a Carl Perkins stan; that dude knows what's up). I don't think I've ever seen a movie that so precisely nails the sensibility of this city's core, which to this day remains a fairly sleepy and scrappy downtown for a city its size, and whatever difficulties I continue to have with Jarmusch in general, I have to hand it to the guy for understanding things about that town that I've never seen others articulate in film. Grade: B+

Basic Training (1971)
Given Frederick Wiseman's usual thematic preoccupations, it's not hard to predict what it would look like for him to make a movie about U.S. Army basic training for soldiers about to go off to Vietnam. And that prediction would be right! It's the only Wiseman I've seen where the thesis of the movie didn't ultimately surprise me on some level. But that doesn't make it any less depressing to watch these goofy little 18-year-olds fed lies about their own combat agency as they become expendable pawns for U.S. imperialism. Grade: B+