Showing posts with label The Beatles. Show all posts
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Friday, July 24, 2020

Ranking The Beatles' Albums

There's this little band from Liverpool called The Beatles. You may have heard of them. My childhood had a lot of Beatles in it; I can't even remember when I heard The Beatles for the first time. Beatles albums were some of the first CDs I bought on my own. I've listened to those CDs a lot. Maybe I'm just grasping for comfort in a Dionysian year, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to track down the last couple Beatles albums that I didn't own (Yellow Submarine and Beatles for Sale, for the record) and commemorate that pointless achievement with a list. So here's the list.

A quick note: I know it says "albums" there in the title, but what I'm actually ranking is what Wikipedia calls the band's "core catalog"—that means none of the U.S. albums (sorry, Yesterday and Today fans). It also means that I'm including one release on this list that's not technically an album (Magical Mystery Tour) but not including compilations like the two Past Masters releases or remixes like Let It Be...Naked, since they came out later.

I also tried really hard to relisten to this music with fresh ears when I was making this list, if it's even possible to hear this music fresh. It may have worked; albums that in my head I had ranked as among my favorites actually didn't hold up as well, and a few other albums that I'd not quite held as fondly shot up to near the top.

Anyway, as always, let me know what you think. This ranking is almost certainly wrong, so be sure to tell me the right one.

13. Yellow Submarine
This one's position at the very bottom is a no-brainer for most Beatles fans and even The Beatles themselves, who released it basically as a contractual obligation. It's technically the band's 10th studio album, but it's barely an album. Half of it is an orchestral re-recording of the score George Martin wrote for the movie of the same title, a movie which the actual Beatles had almost nothing to do with outside of a short vocal cameo at the end. It's not a terrible score in the context of the movie itself, but it's a snooze here. The other half of the record includes the material The Beatles actually wrote, but of those six songs, two had already appeared on previous Beatles projects ("Yellow Submarine" and "All You Need Is Love"), while the remaining four include the single worst song in the Beatles canon ("All Together Now"), a very good Sgt.-Pepper-style psychedelic song ("It's All Too Much"), a perfectly passable Sgt.-Pepper-style psychedelic song ("Only a Northern Song"), and a moderately interesting blues rocker ("Hey Bulldog"). It's not completely unlistenable, but it's the only Beatles album that I think is anything less than "good." And lord, do I hate "All Together Now."

12. With the Beatles
Even The Beatles couldn't avoid the dreaded sophomore slump. With the Beatles, their second LP, contains the worst tendencies of their early career—vanilla covers of iconic songs by Black artists, the fill-in-the-blank dopey adolescent innocence—without a compelling display of that era's best qualities. Alongside Yellow Submarine, it's the rare Beatles album with no iconic tracks, which makes this an album that doesn't have much of an identity within the broader sweep of The Beatles' career: The Beatles without the mythology, as if we're getting a peek into an alternate version of Please Please Me for a parallel universe in which The Beatles never became famous. None of this is to say that the album isn't still a fun listen; it is, and the Lennon-McCartney originals (plus one George Harrison song!) are generally good. It just never rises beyond its station, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to listen to The Beatles' takes on "Please Mr. Postman" and "Roll Over Beethoven" when the original versions exist.

11. Beatles for Sale
This is apparently the first album The Beatles made after they discovered Bob Dylan and weed, and you can kind of tell if you squint really hard: songs like "No Reply" and "I'm a Loser" are a tad more structurally and melodically ambitious than most of their early work, and they have a darkness and introspection uncharacteristic of their early music, too. "Eight Days a Week" is of course the one song from the album that everyone is pretty much guaranteed to know, but there are some other great Beatles songs lurking around the corners of this record (I've already named two of them) that people don't give quite as much attention. And then the covers: there are a lot of them. Not really to worry, though: the "Kansas City / Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!" medley that ends Side One tries a little too hard, but the rest are good, especially "Rock and Roll Music," which is the best product of the early Beatles' Chuck Berry fixation, and the climactic take on Carl Perkins's "Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby," which is a ton of fun and a great way to end the record. Still, given the context of the songwriting tours de force sandwiching this album in Beatles history (A Hard Day's Night and Help!), it's hard not to feel like an album so reliant on covers is a comparatively minor, placeholder work—one most bands would kill to achieve, though, I'm sure.

10. Rubber Soul
I actually think For Sale is a more consistent record than Rubber Soul, and while I understand the instrumental reasons why a lot of people consider this The Beatles' first mature work, I don't really share that feeling. Yes, the boys expand their instrumental ambition tremendously here, including sitars, tambourines, maracas, a harmonium, and a host of other instruments that would not have found a place on the straightforward rock and soul of their early work, and the lyrics are intriguingly oblique in unexpected ways. But as a complete object, this really doesn't feel like a huge departure for the band—maybe it's just knowing that Revolver and Sgt. Pepper were both on the horizon, but to me, a lot of the album sounds full of tentative half measures of experimentation before they truly let go, and the songwriting suffers as a result: the lighthearted stuff like "Drive My Car" and "What Goes On" seem to me like they'd have been better suited by the straightforward approach of their earlier albums, and of the serious tracks, you have at least a few that feel more reigned in than they ought to be (I'm thinking especially of "Nowhere Man"). And then there's "Run For Your Life," which is something of a different category, being just a loathsome song in general: stuck halfway between an awkward Elvis homage and some of the ugliest lyrics that John Lennon wrote prior to his solo career (when he sings about being "cruel to [his] woman" on Sgt. Pepper, it's hard not to imagine songs like this and wonder how autobiographical they are). It's not that these songs are bad (except for "Run For Your Life," of course); I mean, we're still dealing primarily with Lennon-McCartney tunes. They just don't feel as fully realized as they could have been. But I've put it before For Sale based entirely on the merits of two songs that stand as gleaming beacons of what the rest of Rubber Soul could have been: "Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)" and "In My Life." The former is the one track that truly leans into Rubber Soul's reputation as a folk album, being basically an English folk tune (accentuated with some psychedelic effects) that tells a bizarre black comedy tale about a failed affair, and it's both traditional and modern, beautiful and hilariously base, all in equal measure in a way that 100% anticipates the psychedelic and eventually postmodern directions The Beatles would soon go. The latter song, "In My Life," isn't nearly so musically and instrumentally complicated (though it does have a harpsichord-sounding piano solo), but it makes up for that by being simply the best Beatles song of all time; Lennon's lyrics form an unbelievably profound rumination on memory and love whose sophistication was never again matched either within the band's remaining output nor in any of the individual members' post-Beatles efforts, and the music, though simply rendered, is every bit as piercing and poignant and sweet as it needs to be to keep up with the lyrics. I have some mixed feelings about a lot of Rubber Soul, but "Norwegian Wood" and "In My Life" really put a finger on the scales in this album's favor.

9. The Beatles
There are stretches of "The White Album" where I think that I'm listening to the greatest Beatles album ever—e.g. the opening "Back in the U.S.S.R." / "Dear Prudence" suite or the run of tracks that starts at "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" and then goes all the way through "Blackbird." Then again, there are other parts of the record that feel like they must be part of the worst Beatles album ever; "Piggies" through "Why Don't We Do It in the Road" is pretty weak, as is "Birthday" through "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey" (all the more so for the supposedly brash opening for the second LP). So I really don't know how I feel about the album as a whole, as sprawling and diverse as it is, which is realize is 100% The Point of an exercise like The Beatles. But like... what are you supposed to do with a record where part of The Point is that parts of the album are much worse than other parts? I certainly don't know. But it's an endlessly fascinating document, as wonderful as it is frustrating, and even though the album itself spawned a mini-genre of indulgent double LPs that make a virtue of messiness and stylistic diversity, there still really isn't anything quite like The Beatles in the rock canon. It's also sneakily a concept album, something I don't think people talk about very much—fittingly, an album named The Beatles is basically entirely about The Beatles, in terms of their mythology ("Glass Onion"), their intersection with the whole teeming corpus of mass media ("Revolution 9," i.e. a wild sound collage that forms a soup of 20th century media and then links it to a single Beatles studio session), or even just the current album ("Savoy Truffle"), and the songs that don't deal with this are mostly about the musical DNA that formed The Beatles in the first place, making smirking, ironic simulacra of the individual genres that birthed the band: for example, the blues ("Yer Blues"), surf rock ("Back in the U.S.S.R."), socially conscious folk ("Blackbird"), mid-century chamber music ("Good Night"), and doo-wop (the last and longest section of "Happiness Is a Warm Gun"). It's basically an out-of-body experience for the group, the moment The Beatles briefly stepped out of their role as one of the primary cultural products of the era and examined that role from an alternatingly bemused and bitter distance—without a doubt, the most conceptually complex of any of The Beatles' albums, which is funny because Sgt. Pepper gets all the noise about being a concept album. This sort of self-reflexivity and focus on pastiche/reproduction makes The Beatles a fundamentally postmodern record, honestly, probably the most widely distributed work of postmodernism ever—which is an analysis I was feeling pretty clever for having made myself until I saw that the first paragraph of the album's Wikipedia article says the same thing. Just when you think you've got a fresh take on The Beatles...

8. Please Please Me
Sometimes a band just get it right the first time. There is nothing especially profound or complicated about Please Please Me, the debut record from a little Liverpool band rock band named The Beatles; it's just all executed to near-perfection. Bookended by two of the best songs the band would ever record, "I Saw Her Standing There" and "Twist and Shout" (the latter the being single best cover song The Beatles would ever do and the only one in which the band feels at-home in their own identity rather than play-acting as one of their heroes), the album finds an extremely winning groove of mixing soul/R&B covers (basically presenting themselves as a gender-flipped girl group) with original songs by the now-famous Lennon-McCartney songwriting team. A lot of British bands went to this formula, including The Beatles themselves at various times over the couple of years following this album, but I don't think it was ever improved upon. To get better, The Beatles would have to find a new formula, which they would soon enough.

7. Magical Mystery Tour
This release is the reason that I hemmed and hawed about this list being all of their "core catalog," not just their albums. This is technically a double-EP, the first EP being songs from the Magical Mystery Tour film and the second being a collection of the non-album singles the band released in 1967. This used to be one of my favorite Beatles releases, though as I revisited it for this list, it struck me that the film-related material is definitely the weak link here, relatively, compared to the second EP, which is comprised basically front-to-back of some of the best songs The Beatles ever did (I know some people hate the hippy drippiness of "All You Need Is Love," which I understand, but I love the song anyway), but even then, "Flying" and "Blue Jay Way" are the only songs on the first EP that feel at risk of ever becoming less than good, while "I Am the Walrus" is one of the band's great freakouts. And of course, that second EP is nigh unimpeachable; "Strawberry Fields Forever" is an easy top-5 Beatles song for me, and the rest aren't far behind. Whether it's an album or not, it's still one of the definitive documents of the band's psychedelic era.

6. Let It Be
There are a lot of people who dislike this album, cobbled together as it was from the band's last, rankled studio sessions, but I have an enormous soft spot in my heart for it. The idea for the record (originally titled Get Back) was that the band would strip back all the studio trickery that had defined their recent output and delivery a back-to-basics release—the original album art was even a riff on the cover of Please Please Me. Obviously, this didn't quite work out, and the band basically disintegrated in the process of making the record (what parts of it hadn't already disintegrated during the acrimonious White Album sessions). While that's maybe a tragedy in the context of the Beatles mythos, it's actually a grace note for the version of the album that we did end up getting; the shagginess of the recordings here make Let It Be the loosest, warmest album in the band's history, a roots-rock record full of studio chatter and dead ends and jokes ("I hope we've passed the audition") and weird larks (e.g. the John Lennon falsetto at the end of "Dig It" that introduces "Let It Be"). It helps that the songwriting is generally tremendous and, fitting of the roots-rock milieu, unlike most of the group's previous work, even outside the uncharacteristic looseness: the gospel hymn of "Let It Be," the '50s-rock throwback "One After 909," the molasses soul of "Dig a Pony," the skiffle of the "Maggie Mae" fragment, the chugging revival tent blues of "I've Got a Feeling"—those are all great songs and weird, interesting, hairy directions to take The Beatles as they staggered through their last days as a group. Sure, "The Long and Winding Road" sucks, even the stripped-down, non-Phil-Spector version, but as I see it, that is literally the only bruise on this otherwise great set.

5. Help!
 People talk about Rubber Soul being the turning point for The Beatles, but I present Help! instead (released just a few months before Rubber Soul, too). Songs like "The Night Before," "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away," "I've Just Seen a Face," and of course "Yesterday" (just a perfect gem of a song, that one) show the Lennon-McCartney songwriting stretching itself into new (to The Beatles) genres like folk, which is exactly what Rubber Soul does, too, albeit a bit more enthusiastically. But unlike Rubber Soul, literally all of the songs on this album are Great (except "Act Naturally," I guess, but that's basically just a goof anyway), and none of them have that half-measure feel in their embrace of new sounds; this is still very much an early Beatles record, which helps the new genres pop in ways that they rarely do on Rubber Soul. Other than comparing it favorably to Rubber Soul, I don't really have anything too clever to say about the album, though; it just slaps, front to back.

4. Abbey Road
From here on out, it's basically just unqualified masterpieces, and any given one of these could be my favorite Beatles album, depending on how the wind blows or on which side of the bed I get up. Abbey Road feels like an album for people who wish that The White Album were more concise, less ironic, and less experimental, and though I don't think I want the last of those, I'm not complaining about the concessions to the first two. Abbey Road is a tight 47 minutes, using every bit of that time to cram in as much songwriting inspiration as possible into the record, up to and including only giving us a minute or so of a song's essential nugget before rushing on to the next, in the case of the famous medley that takes up the majority of Side Two. It's not as wild or groundbreaking as the albums leading up to this one (in fact, unless you count the medley as an innovation, there's nothing in here that couldn't have appeared on their previous records, which is the only post-1965 record of theirs that that's true of), but golly is it a rush of pure joy to the head. It's also achingly sincere, maybe the most sincere Beatles album of them all, full of sunny melodies paired with equally sunny lyrics—lyrics that often risk self-parody as they reach higher and higher for emotionally forthright meaning (I mean... "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make"?) but somehow skate by unscathed on the euphoria of the music. Even genre riffs like "Oh! Darling" sound like they mean it, a far cry from the barely contained smirking of The White Album. There was a large part of my life when this was my favorite Beatles album, full-stop; since then, I've lost a little patience for "Octopus's Garden," and I now think the medley trips up just a tad as it transitions into the final movement with "Golden Slumbers" / "Carry That Weight" / "The End"—hence the #4 spot. But those minuscule blemishes are the only things I can bring against the record, and when the "You Never Give Me Your Money" reprise hits during "Carry That Weight," none of those blemishes matter one little bit.

3. A Hard Day's Night
Obviously from this ranking, I think there are other Beatles albums that are more exquisitely put together as complete album experiences, but if I'm looking at records on a song-by-song basis, this is simply the best collection of songs in the band's history. Not to slander the fine talents of George Harrison and Ringo Starr (whose songwriting, particularly the former's, wouldn't really flower until the late years of the band), but it's no accident that this coincides with its being the only Beatles album to be comprised entirely of Lennon-McCartney songwriting. A Hard Day's Night represents basically the perfection of that Beatlemania-era Lennon-McCartney partnership, the moment when John and Paul first managed to truly cease mimicking their idols and actually become their equals. Each song is a sparkling gem of melodic and lyrical craft around which the entire band thrives, and lest it sound like I'm marginalizing Ringo and George's contributions, let me be clear that this album works as well as it does because of the synthesis of the entire group. This album shows a harmony among all of the members' ambitions unparalleled anywhere else in the band's catalog, and it's a fleeting moment of collective optimism before these personalities and musical ideas would begin to sour in relation to one another; the record simply would not be the same without, for example, Ringo's resounding snare-drum smack opening "Any Time at All" or George's twisty guitar chords building tension over Ringo's drum fills in "Tell Me Why." The Lennon-McCartney songwriting is the impeccable backbone, but it's the whole band that gives the meat. Without a doubt the platonic ideal of the pre-psychedelia Beatles as well as the group's most perfect record, if not their flat-out best.

2. Revolver
I mean, I don't know what else I can say about this album that hasn't already been said ad nauseum. #1 and #2 on this list are gigantic clichés as far as ranking The Beatles goes, and I went into my re-listen of the band's discography defiant and prepared to skirt this trope. But I just couldn't. I couldn't. The following are the all-time great songs on Revolver, all-time great in the context of the history of rock music, not just The Beatles: "Eleanor Rigby," "I'm Only Sleeping," "She Said She Said," "Good Day Sunshine," "And Your Bird Can Sing," "For No One," "I Want to Tell You," "Got to Get You into My Life." The songs I haven't listed are "merely" great in the context of The Beatles, except for "Yellow Submarine," which is a song I would have put in the above list when I was a six-year-old, and "Tomorrow Never Knows," which is not just great but among the greatest musical compositions of the 20th century (alongside a couple other Beatles songs, tbh). Like, let's just talk about "Tomorrow Never Knows" for a second. There are less than four years separating the releases of the Beatles' debut single ("Love Me Do") and the song "Tomorrow Never Knows" in the U.K., and it's only about three years between their debut single in the United States ("Please Please Me") and "Tomorrow Never Knows" (only about two years between their Ed Sullivan debut and "TNK"). Imaging being a freshman in high school who became a Beatles nut after watching Ed Sullivan; by the time you had finished your junior year, your favorite band had gone from doing mostly girl-group covers and Chuck Berry mimicry to the bleeding edge of avant-garde rock without losing one ounce of the immediacy or songwriting sheen. Just mind-boggling. And if that weren't enough, I already have a huge soft spot for Revolver, because it was the first Beatles album I ever bought on my own (Wal-Mart in Collierville, TN, what's up!).

1. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
I really, truly tried to make this list end more surprisingly, but here we are. There's a lot of hyperbole surrounding this album (it's neither the first album-oriented rock LP, nor the first concept album), but my revisiting the music of The Beatles has confirmed for me that at least one thing often said about Sgt. Pepper that isn't hyperbole: it's the best Beatles album. And I mean album. This is the quintessential "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts" record; I've already listed Beatles records that have more consistently great individual songs (definitely #2 and #3 on this list, I'd say, and maybe #4 and #5, too, depending on how I'm feeling about "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!"), but when listened to front-to-back, all the songs have a collective power that far eclipses their individual merits. It's not even that the record is all that clever; it quickly exhausts its supposed "concept" of having The Beatles play-act as a fake band, only to then, like a marathon runner who has a van pick him up at mile 5 and then drop him off at mile 25, lazily act like they kept it up the whole time by finishing out the album with a return to the concept. Rather, I'm talking about how the sounds and sequencing of this album make its 39 minutes and 36 seconds feel like a journey like no other in The Beatles' catalog. Songs crossfade from one to the next in arresting blends, they bounce off each other in striking contrasts: the hypnotic George Harrison groove "Within You Without You" is punctuated by Paul McCartney and his bouncy clarinets on "When I'm Sixty-Four"; "Fixing a Hole" feels like a psychedelic mirror inversion of "Getting Better" when the two play one after the other, the vocal harmonies around the high notes echoing each other—the album is a prismatic accumulation of dozens of such moments until the whole record shimmers against itself in this transcendent effect. It doesn't hurt that it ends with "A Day in the Life," the only Beatles song that is a serious contender for unseating "In My Life" as the band's best; the most exciting single moment in all of Beatles music is the second orchestral glissando that ends with the emphatic, cosmic final piano chord rung simultaneously by John, Paul, Ringo, and roadie Mal Evans, and as that sustained sound fades into the largest emptiness in recorded rock history, you feel the album just twinkle out of existence in the most sublime way possible. Like, I dunno, maybe sometimes the consensus is right.

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Mini Reviews for February 17-23, 2020

I finished a book this week, so I guess you could say I'm an intellectual now.

Movies

Gretel & Hansel (2020)
Very much an Oz Perkins horror movie, meaning that it's a little stilted, a little opaque, a little off-beat, and a lot spooky. Perkins is making a pretty good résumé (if not reputation—go see these movies, people!) for himself of movies that are just left-of-center enough to be interesting, undergirded by a strong visual eye and a refreshing recognition of mood as the primary building block of horror, not scares. As with most of these movies, there are things that don't work: in this case, I think the synth-core/Stranger-Things-y score is a mistake, an odd choice for a movie whose setting's sole concession to the 20th century is a delightfully incongruous playground slide. But on the whole, this is a really solid late-winter release with some awesomely thick atmosphere and tremendous set design. Also, Alice Krige is quite good. Grade: B+

Frankie (2019)
I've enjoyed Ira Sachs's other movies (Love Is Strange a lot, Little Men somewhat), and Frankie does has a little of that infectious wistfulness that I love. But it's a movie with too many protagonists when, in fact, there should be exactly two—Marisa Tomei and Isabelle Huppert—and that spreads out the emotional resonance perilously thin over some unnecessarily convoluted dramatic geography. I just want Huppert and Tomei walking around the Portuguese countryside together! Beautiful final shot, though. Grade: C





Tomboy (2011)
I remember being four or five and wanting to wear a dress to preschool, and my parents wouldn't let me, and I was a little upset about that. There have been a few moments like that in my life. I don't think I'm nonbinary or anything, and I certainly wouldn't want to equate my mild experiences with the much more severe ones the main character experiences here. But I say all this to explain why the beautiful liberty the protagonist of Tomboy experiences in the movie's early stages resonated with me. Sciamma renders with an artful matter-of-factness the unobstructed self-ness of simply being able to exist within the gendered space you feel you belong, and it's gloriously free. This is of course only a temporary freedom within a society so thoroughly bent around an obsession with matching genitalia with gender, which is the completely obvious but no less heartbreaking tragedy at the core of this movie. Gender normativity freaking suck. Cisgendered normativity is a cancer. Burn it down. Grade: B+

Yellow Submarine (1968)
I was significantly undersold how strange this movie is. There's a major character who is a giant glove with an eyeball on its thumb and a big, toothy mouth between its fingers; there are doppelganger Beatles we're told are the real Beatles who meet the real Beatles we're told are the doppelganger Beatles; there's a creature with a vacuum cleaner for a nose who sucks up the whole movie before sucking up itself; there is a sea full of holes in the animation. A lot of people might say that a movie that structures its plot entirely around the prospect of creating cool images to animate is wagging the dog, but no sir, not me; this is delightful, a movie completely drunk on the boundless possibilities of animation, so intoxicated by its own aesthetic that it literally cares about nothing else except the discography of The Beatles. The only other movie I can think of that's so in love with the pure texture and geometry and whimsical play of animation is The Thief and the Cobbler, and Yellow Submarine is considerably less compromised than that movie ended up being. An animation fan's dream. I guess The Beatles are pretty good, too. Grade: B+

The Girl from Chicago (1932)
I had a really difficult time following this movie—partly because it's a fairly complicated plot created with some very threadbare early-sound equipment and sensibilities (Micheaux never really acclimated to sound cinema, and it's punishingly obvious here), partly because I was so bored that I couldn't keep my mind from wandering. But the musical sequences were fun! Grade: C-







Television

Orange Is the New Black, Season 7 (2019)
It's not that the seventh and final season of Orange Is the New Black doesn't have good moments. It does, and it's overall a much stronger season than the abysmal sixth season. But the scars left by that sixth season remain, and much as the writers try to add ripped-from-the-headlines plots (Litchfield becomes an ICE detainment facility) and return the show to a pre-Season-Six status quo (Badison gets shipped off to another prison, e.g.), Orange never really rights itself. Part of this is because most of these characters are too far gone—there's only so much backpedaling you can do, and it's not enough to make these characters interesting again after all the stupid storylines and wasted time in the past year. Another part of it is that the show's creative team, either through apathy or befuddlement at how to tie all the show's many, many threads together, has all but abandoned any semblance of dramatic coherence: new characters are introduced willy-nilly before being sidelined again for the main cast; flashbacks (long a liability in this show) are thrown in inconsistently and for the thinnest reasons; storylines flare up for an episode or two before being more or less ignored; episodes themselves become structureless blobs of one scene ambling after another until the runtime is up and they can do the credits needle-drop. All of these problems have been issues to some degree since the show began, but they become especially apparent now that the show has to work double-time to clean up its sloppy storytelling into some semblance of a finale. And speaking of the finale: it is, like many series finales, something of a curtain call for all its characters, and this means bringing back a lot of the characters we lost at the end of Season 5 when the cast was halved, and I can think of no greater indictment of how the show managed its last two seasons than the feeling of warmth I felt seeing all these old characters, followed by the feeling of deep frustration that I was watching freakin' Daya do whatever she was doing these past two years instead of spending time with these old friends. Orange Is the New Black skated through its inconsistent storytelling for years by the skin of its teeth and the strength of its character bench, and the parts of this season that work function on the same kind of character-above-all magic: Doggett's arc, Ramos's ICE experience, the chicken farm, Nichols's growth, etc. But these are relatively few and far between moments, and with the diminishing effectiveness of these characters, it becomes pretty clear how thin this show could be. Probably the worst case for a finale: I was glad to see this show go. Grade: C+

Books

The Secret Commonwealth by Philip Pullman (2019)
The second book in Pullman's companion trilogy to His Dark Materials is not only a huge improvement to the first one, La Belle Sauvage, but also retroactively helps some of the creative decisions in that book make sense. After Book One, I was left wondering why this story was being told, and The Secret Commonwealth answers that question thoroughly by pulling this trilogy into focus: Pullman's thesis here is centered on the limits of reason as a guiding principle for a worldview and the ways that reason-obsessed skeptics sometimes excise compassion, beauty, and other intangible but vital human qualities from their experiences. A not inconsequential subplot involves Lyra (this book takes place several years after the end of The Amber Spyglass) becoming infatuated with the ideas of a trendy Ayn-Rand-ish philosopher, and it's not hard to map this plot metaphorically onto our world in the same way that readers did the alternate-history Magisterium and Authority onto our real-world ideas about church authority and God in His Dark Materials. The titular "Secret Commonwealth" (i.e. the world of the spirits) serves as a counterpoint to the obsessively "rational" perspective that tempts our characters, and in this light, it becomes absolutely clear what exactly Pullman was up to in La Belle Sauvage, contrasting the relatively realist espionage with a blown-out fantasy finale full of fairies and magic that serves as a kind of foundational event for The Secret Commonwealth. More than just ideas, though, this book is just a rip-roaring adventure story, probably the closest thing to the scope and tone of The Golden Compass we've gotten; here again, Lyra must travel into an unknown world in search of a dear companion: this time she must journey east to find her own daemon, Pan. But it's a much darker and more complex journey than that told in The Golden Compass, much more interested in politics and in particular colonialism than Lyra's earlier trip into the relatively untouched North was, which makes sense. I do wonder if Pullman leans a little bit too hard into Orientalist tropes when describing places like Syria, but he at least goes out of his way to explain that these regions are as war-torn and corrupt as they are because of the influence of Western commerce and religion. But with that aside, it's a completely thrilling ride in the tradition of the best of His Dark Materials, balancing a sharp fantasy imagination with a deep interest in Big Ideas, and I was legitimately sad when I reached the last page. I've read that Pullman hasn't even started the third book, which makes me inordinately sad, because I have to know what happens next. I can't remember the last time I've felt like this about a series. Grade: A

Music

Don Cherry - Brown Rice (1975)
Most of the time, the "fusion" in jazz fusion is with rock or R&B, and it's not like Don Cherry's music is free of those influences. But what's so mesmerizing and compelling about Brown Rice (and, it bears mentioning, the rest of his '70s output) is that rock and R&B are just drops in the bucket of influences that form a kind of pan-Eurasian folk music with its mix of not just North American and British musical forms but also Indian and African and Near-Eastern. It's an album that pivots from ambient chants and hypnotic grooves to molten free-jazz solos—a truly adventurous listening experience that transportive and deeply spiritual. I've been obsessed for the past few weeks. Grade: A

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Mini-Reviews for July 17 - 23, 2017

No F-grade movie yet. Keep those recommendations coming.

Movies


The Beguiled (2017)
There's no surer formula for earning my love than a movie devoted to rendering traditional b-picture sensibilities to classical-Hollywood formal rigor. It's not really news to call a Sofia Coppola film beautiful, but good golly, The Beguiled is her most gorgeous-looking movie yet—Philippe Le Sourd's cinematography makes use of natural lighting in a way that frames these Civil-War-era characters in painterly tableau, and the brilliant, Gothic set makes the plantation home setting look like nothing less than a mausoleum that reflects the Confederate society these women struggle to preserve. But don't mistake that stately technical virtuosity for stasis; this movie moves. It's a thriller above all else, and as such, it's the meanest and leanest you're likely to see this year. Grade: A-


Free Fire (2016)
As writer/director Ben Wheatley creeps closer and closer to mainstream filmmaking, it's becoming clear that he's much better at the experimentalish genre features that defined the early years of his career (e.g. Kill List) than he is at the language of traditional narrative. Last year's High-Rise was a nice hybrid of formal experiments and narrative, but with Free Fire, the result is technically confused and narratively slack. The idea is solid enough: a Reservoir-Dogs-esque crime comedy with a heavy dose of nihilism as the gunfire becomes so confused that all the characters (and audience members, too) lose track of who's on whose side. So in a sense, it's thematically relevant to have the camera blocking, editing, and action choreography make it difficult to spatially follow what's going on. But there's a line between thematic relevance and technical improficiency, and while I couldn't tell you exactly where that line is, Free Fire definitely crosses it. It's not terrible, but it's hard not to imagine just how much more enjoyable it could have been in the hands of someone with a more precise control of the language of traditional action narratives. Grade: C+


All Cheerleaders Die (2013)
It's a stupid horror comedy that's neither scary nor funny. Worse still, it even misses its ostensibly subversive target. The movie tries to satirize the objectification of women but doesn't seem to be sufficiently self-aware about that to avoid framing the female cast in a very male-gazy way with the camera. I suppose this is the risk of having two dudes make a feminist horror subversion. Grade: C







Mediterraneo (1991)
Roger Ebert reportedly walked out of this movie (one of the few movies of which he's ever done so, apparently), and frankly, I don't get it. It's no masterpiece or anything, but Mediterraneo is a pleasant-enough film with a POV you really don't see too often: that of a group of Axis soldiers. A bunch of Italian soldiers during WWII are stationed at a Greek island and essentially forgotten about by their army at large, so they spend years on this island, eventually growing to make the island their home among the Greek natives. This is all played as gentle comedy, and while there's nothing to write home about, it's funny and sweet enough that you won't regret its 90 minutes. Grade: B



Magical Mystery Tour (1967)
This film has a reputation of being a bit of a disaster, and while I can't quite say it's not, there's an extreme negativity to that word that doesn't really convey the soft pleasures of the movie. Written by, directed by, and starring all four Beatles, this is clearly the product of people who don't know what they're doing, from the nonsensical plotting to the uncertain camerawork. And the stretches between the songs are, for the most part, dull. But even in those stretches, we have some fun, from the occasionally inspired surrealist comedy (I like the gibberish-talking cops) to the actually pretty cool editing (done by Roy Benson, not the Fab Four). And let's not forget the songs themselves, whose whimsical proto-music-video visuals continue to mesmerize, not to mention that these are songs from some of pop music's foremost geniuses at the heights of their artistic powers. The whole package isn't good, no, but let's not throw out the baby with the bath water. Grade: C+

Television

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Season 2 (2012-13)
The second (and final) season of this short-lived sitcom is significantly nicer than its first (very few people die or get pushed in front of cars!), and a lot of this season is a tonal and stylistic experiment. The series never quite figured out just what it was supposed to be—though it's fair to say that a broadcast-network sitcom was not it—but it's never not funny and the cast is never not great, especially Ritter and Van Der Beek. It's a shame the show wasn't given a third year to figure it out more. Grade: B





Books

A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness (2011)
Much like its movie adaptation, A Monster Calls is a bona fide weepy. In the vein of Bridge to Terabithia and Where the Red Fern Grows, this novel exists in large part to help children to realize and cope with the fact that life can be a miserable place full of suffering, but lordy, it's beautiful at doing so. The spare, precise prose evokes exactly as much of its story as it needs to, and the monster device powerfully teeters right on the edge of being too precious without ever actually becoming so. This is all marvelously complemented by Jim Kay's grungy, ink-blotted illustrations, which sketch out the novel's more emotive passages with just the right amount of texture. Worthy of the legacy of the aforementioned classic novels, to be sure. Grade: A-